Time to slay. Vampires of the world beware!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 8:13:19 am PST #496 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, get off.

Come, now.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:18:13 am PST #497 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Come, now.

Yes, the amount of wanking one has to do to toss off these puns is amazing.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 8:24:31 am PST #498 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Did she get a lollipop?

Nope, just the fuzzy end.

hee.

You're all whack jobs.


Glamcookie - Mar 31, 2005 8:29:41 am PST #499 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

You all deserve a spanking. Monkeys.


Amy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:03 am PST #500 of 10001
Because books.

You're all whack jobs.

Snerk. Continue punning, all. It's making me giggle.

t /ten-year-old


Topic!Cindy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:09 am PST #501 of 10001
What is even happening?

I hate monkeys.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:32:57 am PST #502 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I hate monkeys.

AHA!! Proof that there is no Cindy - she was the-were-monkey-formerly-known-as-Gus all along.


Ginger - Mar 31, 2005 8:34:16 am PST #503 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:35:09 am PST #504 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.

That's what is known in the industry as "the monkey shot".


StuntHusband - Mar 31, 2005 8:38:02 am PST #505 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

sits in a corner, crying from all the punning