You all deserve a spanking. Monkeys.
Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?
Dawn ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Mar 31, 2005 8:29:41 am PST #499 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Amy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:03 am PST #500 of 10001
Because books.
You're all whack jobs.
Snerk. Continue punning, all. It's making me giggle.
t /ten-year-old
Topic!Cindy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:09 am PST #501 of 10001
What is even happening?
I hate monkeys.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:32:57 am PST #502 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I hate monkeys.
AHA!! Proof that there is no Cindy - she was the-were-monkey-formerly-known-as-Gus all along.
Ginger - Mar 31, 2005 8:34:16 am PST #503 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:35:09 am PST #504 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.
That's what is known in the industry as "the monkey shot".
StuntHusband - Mar 31, 2005 8:38:02 am PST #505 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
sits in a corner, crying from all the punning
Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 8:41:52 am PST #506 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
sits in a corner, crying from all the punning
MY SOULMATE!
Betsy HP - Mar 31, 2005 8:42:53 am PST #507 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Be careful of the soulmate thing. It rarely turns out well.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 31, 2005 8:45:39 am PST #508 of 10001
What is even happening?
I don't know. I mean--leather pants.