This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 8:24:31 am PST #498 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Did she get a lollipop?

Nope, just the fuzzy end.

hee.

You're all whack jobs.


Glamcookie - Mar 31, 2005 8:29:41 am PST #499 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

You all deserve a spanking. Monkeys.


Amy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:03 am PST #500 of 10001
Because books.

You're all whack jobs.

Snerk. Continue punning, all. It's making me giggle.

t /ten-year-old


Topic!Cindy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:09 am PST #501 of 10001
What is even happening?

I hate monkeys.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:32:57 am PST #502 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I hate monkeys.

AHA!! Proof that there is no Cindy - she was the-were-monkey-formerly-known-as-Gus all along.


Ginger - Mar 31, 2005 8:34:16 am PST #503 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:35:09 am PST #504 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.

That's what is known in the industry as "the monkey shot".


StuntHusband - Mar 31, 2005 8:38:02 am PST #505 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

sits in a corner, crying from all the punning


Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 8:41:52 am PST #506 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

sits in a corner, crying from all the punning

MY SOULMATE!


Betsy HP - Mar 31, 2005 8:42:53 am PST #507 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Be careful of the soulmate thing. It rarely turns out well.