You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 8:24:31 am PST #498 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Did she get a lollipop?

Nope, just the fuzzy end.

hee.

You're all whack jobs.


Glamcookie - Mar 31, 2005 8:29:41 am PST #499 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

You all deserve a spanking. Monkeys.


Amy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:03 am PST #500 of 10001
Because books.

You're all whack jobs.

Snerk. Continue punning, all. It's making me giggle.

t /ten-year-old


Topic!Cindy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:09 am PST #501 of 10001
What is even happening?

I hate monkeys.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:32:57 am PST #502 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I hate monkeys.

AHA!! Proof that there is no Cindy - she was the-were-monkey-formerly-known-as-Gus all along.


Ginger - Mar 31, 2005 8:34:16 am PST #503 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:35:09 am PST #504 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.

That's what is known in the industry as "the monkey shot".


StuntHusband - Mar 31, 2005 8:38:02 am PST #505 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

sits in a corner, crying from all the punning


Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 8:41:52 am PST #506 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

sits in a corner, crying from all the punning

MY SOULMATE!


Betsy HP - Mar 31, 2005 8:42:53 am PST #507 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Be careful of the soulmate thing. It rarely turns out well.