I'm told that I will almost never have to work on weekends and not even that many evenings.
Shocking, but true.
I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Apr 16, 2005 5:32:11 am PDT #3938 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sparky1 - Apr 16, 2005 5:35:39 am PDT #3939 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Wow, it's almost like you're an academic again.
Lee - Apr 16, 2005 5:38:05 am PDT #3940 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I KNOW!
Aims - Apr 16, 2005 5:43:20 am PDT #3941 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"The dust will always be there; my kids won't."
Maybe I can dust WITH the baby!!
Sparky1 - Apr 16, 2005 5:43:33 am PDT #3942 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Only you'll probably dress much better than most on the academic side. Which is a very good thing.
Maybe I can dust WITH the baby!!
You'll have to switch to cloth diapers. I don't think that having her in plastic pampers will pick up much dust when you swipe her across the top of the mantel.
§ ita § - Apr 16, 2005 5:44:09 am PDT #3943 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe I can dust WITH the baby!!
Swaddle and swab!
Aims - Apr 16, 2005 5:48:18 am PDT #3944 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
New from the makers of Swiffer, The Swaddle and Swab!
Just attach duster to baby's onesie, attach baby to pole and WHEEE! Airplane ride AND clean your ceiling fan!
Aims - Apr 16, 2005 5:48:44 am PDT #3945 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
(SUCH a bad mommy.)
Hil R. - Apr 16, 2005 5:53:36 am PDT #3946 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
(I'm fairly certain that was an SNL fake commercial a few years ago.)
Aims - Apr 16, 2005 6:01:25 am PDT #3947 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I think I need a housecleaner.