New from the makers of Swiffer, The Swaddle and Swab!
Just attach duster to baby's onesie, attach baby to pole and WHEEE! Airplane ride AND clean your ceiling fan!
Giles! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Apr 16, 2005 5:48:18 am PDT #3944 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aims - Apr 16, 2005 5:48:44 am PDT #3945 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
(SUCH a bad mommy.)
Hil R. - Apr 16, 2005 5:53:36 am PDT #3946 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
(I'm fairly certain that was an SNL fake commercial a few years ago.)
Aims - Apr 16, 2005 6:01:25 am PDT #3947 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I think I need a housecleaner.
Jessica - Apr 16, 2005 6:16:58 am PDT #3948 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In The Big Bento Box of Unuseless Japanese Inventions, there is both the Baby Mop and the Cat Duster. (The Baby Mop is a onesie with a a kind of rope mop on the stomach, the Cat Duster is a set of Swiffer Footies for your cat. Now they got one to stand still long enough to get all four on and take the picture is beyond me.)
I was going to post a complaint about how long it was taking my breakfast to arrive (YES, I am lazy/New Yorker enough to order breakfast on the weekends), but then the doorbell rang, and now I have an egg sandwich and a smoothie. Yay!
Strix - Apr 16, 2005 6:23:26 am PDT #3949 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Gronk. I am awake and making coffee. I fully intended to sleep in this morning, as I have slept terribly for the last week, but my busy little mind has other plans.
I was earwormed by the "One Day at a Time" theme song as I was trying to get back to sleep. Talk about your own body betraying you...
I think I'll be able to sleep better after my portfolio is done; that's the thing I think about waking and sleeping, so once I turn the URL in Tuesday, I imagine I'll sleep well.
But coffee and Net before I can starting editing and BSing academic pedagogical terms!
Sean K - Apr 16, 2005 7:04:11 am PDT #3950 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Timelies!
Yay for egg sandwiches!
PRINCESS LILLIAN TICKYBOX!!!
Hil R. - Apr 16, 2005 7:18:56 am PDT #3951 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Timelies.
I am having an incredibly lazy day today. I'm going out tonight, and I really have no clean clothes to wear. I have been trying for the past hour to get myself motivated to do laundry, but so far, it hasn't happened.
Strix - Apr 16, 2005 7:28:34 am PDT #3952 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Huh. I just checked my GPA and I have a 3.601. And I;ll have 12 hours of A this semester, so I'll grad with a 3.7.
Better than I thought. Isn't it weird, how you think you suck, and then you look at facts, and you don't suck as much as you thought?
Good thing.
§ ita § - Apr 16, 2005 7:30:34 am PDT #3953 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Except for on the couch of sin, where you should suck more.