Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 3:20:03 pm PDT #3268 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sean, just flash them.

Hey!

Then the missionaries would just laugh hysterically at Sean.

Hey!


JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2005 3:20:48 pm PDT #3269 of 10001
I can't even.

::pause for breath::

What Teppy said, without the self-cannabalization kink.


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:21:10 pm PDT #3270 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Sean, just flash them.

Hey!

Come on, man -- whip it out for Satan!


Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 3:22:22 pm PDT #3271 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Come on, man -- whip it out for Satan!

Well, you put it that way....


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:24:08 pm PDT #3272 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?

Whip It Out For Satan


JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2005 3:25:32 pm PDT #3273 of 10001
I can't even.

That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?

Whip It Out For Satan

I think even in Jesusland, a t-shirt like that would mean one would see a lot of dick.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 3:26:10 pm PDT #3274 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Whip It Out For Satan

...and then I imagine Satan with a hellfork grilling a rack of johnsons over the pit.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 3:27:20 pm PDT #3275 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?

I think you misspelled "pair of boxer shorts."


Atropa - Apr 13, 2005 3:28:52 pm PDT #3276 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Whip It Out For Satan

I call dibs on this for a band name.


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:29:14 pm PDT #3277 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I think you misspelled "pair of boxer shorts."

What's that I hear? Why, it's CafePress, making new boxers....

I call dibs on this for a band name.

Okay, but I get a shout-out in the liner notes.