I got stabbed, you know, right here.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

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tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 11:43:59 am PDT #3164 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, Cain would have had to marry one of his sisters, there are lots of unmentioned daughters of Adam and Eve. 23 or something.

Were there other brothers? If not, Cain and Able would have been pretty busy....


Gudanov - Apr 13, 2005 11:45:17 am PDT #3165 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm pretty sure there were other brothers. I think there is some line about how Adam had many sons and daughters by the time he lived his 800 years or so.


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 11:46:41 am PDT #3166 of 10001
brillig

These were my questions that never got answered. They seemed to make my Sunday School teachers uncomfortable.

That made Sunday School worth going to. Like my riff on Jesus entering into Jerusalem at Passover and cursing a tree that didn't bear fruit at his command. I was all, "But--it's barely spring! Trees aren't supposed to bear fruit yet!" See what happens when you tell these stories to farm kids?

Later I was told it was some parable about how people should be productive for Christ, but at the time it just made think Jesus was a big meanie.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 11:46:48 am PDT #3167 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't forget, the whole incest issue comes back again after the Flood, when Noah and his family are the only humans left.


askye - Apr 13, 2005 11:46:51 am PDT #3168 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I had serious issues with Lot that were never answered either. I would argue that Lot tried to pimp out his daughters, but be told that "no, Lot knew that they only wanted the angels so his daughters were safe." Which is still icky because he's offering them up. Then he and his daugthers live, go hide in a cave, where he's daughters get him drunk and jump him so they can have kids.

And this guy was spared?

The only answer to that was "God works in mysterious ways."


DebetEsse - Apr 13, 2005 11:48:29 am PDT #3169 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

But, with Noah, most of the incest would be cousins (his sons' wives came along). Granted, first cousins, but that's less squicky to me than siblings.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 11:48:37 am PDT #3170 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

cursing a tree that didn't bear fruit at his command.

So was the tree sentient? Maybe it only became sentient when Jesus gave it the command.

So it's whole conscious life would be, "Wow, I can think. Shit, Jesus is mad at me!"


The Universe - Apr 13, 2005 11:49:37 am PDT #3171 of 10001
Words are flowing out like /endless rain into a paper cup / They slither while they pass / They slip away across... me

But, with Noah, most of the incest would be cousins (his sons' wives came along). Granted, first cousins, but that's less squicky to me than siblings.

Sheesh... this is what I get for giving Debet hot cousins. Oy.


ChiKat - Apr 13, 2005 11:49:53 am PDT #3172 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

when Noah and his family are the only humans left.

At least his sons were already married at that point, so incest? Yes, but not as bad.

Although, I was taught that Adam & Eve were the first, but not necessarily the only, humans. So, their kids could have married the others.


Gudanov - Apr 13, 2005 11:49:55 am PDT #3173 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

And this guy was spared?

I don't understand people who take the Bible literally. On the other hand, I'm a non-believer so I suppose my opinion is pretty skewed.