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ChiKat - Apr 13, 2005 11:49:53 am PDT #3172 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

when Noah and his family are the only humans left.

At least his sons were already married at that point, so incest? Yes, but not as bad.

Although, I was taught that Adam & Eve were the first, but not necessarily the only, humans. So, their kids could have married the others.


Gudanov - Apr 13, 2005 11:49:55 am PDT #3173 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

And this guy was spared?

I don't understand people who take the Bible literally. On the other hand, I'm a non-believer so I suppose my opinion is pretty skewed.


askye - Apr 13, 2005 11:49:55 am PDT #3174 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Oh! I forgot about the Noah incest, but that wasn't as bad, I mean, he took his sons in law and daughters in law, so yes there was some inbreeding but that's not as bad as Adam and Eve's children getting it on with each other.

So this is where VC Andrews got her story ideas.


DebetEsse - Apr 13, 2005 11:50:46 am PDT #3175 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Not anything about my cousins, but such matches were acceptable for much more of history than sibling matches.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 11:51:34 am PDT #3176 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Were there other brothers?

Adam and Eve had 33 sons and 23 daughters, according to Josephus. Who turned out to be right about Masada when no one believed him, so, hey, maybe he knew.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 11:52:23 am PDT #3177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Adam and Eve had 33 sons and 23 daughters, according to Josephus. Who turned ou to be right about Masada when no one believed him, so, hey, maybe he knew.

So 10 of his sons knew not of womanly affection?


Gudanov - Apr 13, 2005 11:52:59 am PDT #3178 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

So 10 of his sons knew not of womanly affection?

Well, 1 got knocked off.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 11:53:05 am PDT #3179 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's a fairly famous pagan essay entitled "We Are The Other People" that addresses the whole incest/Eden thing. (In the context of How To Get Jehovah's Witnesses To Leave You Alone.)


Betsy HP - Apr 13, 2005 11:53:40 am PDT #3180 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

At some point, the sons of Earth married the daughters of Men.


Betsy HP - Apr 13, 2005 11:53:43 am PDT #3181 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

GAH. Why am I big with the double-post?