The only way to make Morningstar mini veggie corndogs better is to dip them in honey mustard.
Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Apr 12, 2005 8:22:03 am PDT #2852 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
P.M. Marc - Apr 12, 2005 8:30:52 am PDT #2853 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I swear that MS reformulated the veggie corndogs when they changed the packaging. The last box I got was overly something. So, at the moment, I'm loving the TJs ones more, even though the corn part is better on the MS.
Veggie corndogs are the only way I'll eat corndogs. I actually hate the real thing.
vw bug - Apr 12, 2005 8:40:16 am PDT #2854 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
My goodness. I'm being lazy today. I got up late, surfed the big I, showered, went to therapy, got lunch, and now I'm ready for a nap. And I think I'm gonna take one. Who really needs clean dishes anyway?
erikaj - Apr 12, 2005 8:50:59 am PDT #2855 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Case management day today. I gave her two book reviews and explained what an editor is. Who needs management here? The books were Deb's and Hard Revolution but I also gave the Ouevre of Hecubus a minor plug. That was all helpful to *me* though, right?
DavidS - Apr 12, 2005 8:53:40 am PDT #2856 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but I also gave the Ouevre of Hecubus a minor plug.
I'm glad you specified "ouevre" (which can playfully rhyme with Louvre if you sing it with a country twang), because receving a minor plug made me squirm a little.
That was all helpful to *me* though, right?
I think so.
Steph L. - Apr 12, 2005 8:54:27 am PDT #2857 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
because receving a minor plug made me squirm a little.
Wow, my brain just went to a BAD place....
erikaj - Apr 12, 2005 8:59:23 am PDT #2858 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
How so? Because I brag on you? Because I am a frightening profane cross between a missionary and a publicity flack? And of course I would not make the plug mistake again...I've only just got over being embarrassed about the first time. I'm not sure you want her to read your book...she won't Get It. Maybe she would buy it for, you know, smart people. ETA: OK, so what do people say instead. Because as one woman I doubt I could "hype" your book, nor give you buzz?
Stephanie - Apr 12, 2005 9:00:32 am PDT #2859 of 10001
Trust my rage
I've been thinking about Princess Tickybox and her arrival all day, but just now getting around to saying I'm excited for all three of you!!!!
I just tried to order my gown for graduation over the phone.
Order woman: Well, what size are you?
Me: I'm not too sure. Normally, a women's M, but I'm pregnant.
OW: So, what size will you be when the time comes?
Me: I'm not too sure. I'm 5'9" and will be about 195 by then.
OW: So, a L then?
Me: I guess. What do you think? I've never seen the gowns before.
OW: Well, it would help if I knew how big you are.
Me: I guess I could measure myself. Would that help?
OW: Probably not. I'll just put you down for an L.
Surely I'm not the first pregnant woman they have ever had. How hard is it, particularly when she is supposed to be the expert????
DavidS - Apr 12, 2005 9:11:59 am PDT #2860 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wow, my brain just went to a BAD place....
Because I sent it there.
How so? Because I brag on you?
cf. Teppy's bad place.
-t - Apr 12, 2005 9:14:57 am PDT #2861 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Stephanie, I don't think anyone has any idea how to size graduation gowns. The last one I wore was sized only by height, come to think of it.