Willow ,'Beneath You'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
but I also gave the Ouevre of Hecubus a minor plug.
I'm glad you specified "ouevre" (which can playfully rhyme with Louvre if you sing it with a country twang), because receving a minor plug made me squirm a little.
That was all helpful to *me* though, right?
I think so.
because receving a minor plug made me squirm a little.
Wow, my brain just went to a BAD place....
How so? Because I brag on you? Because I am a frightening profane cross between a missionary and a publicity flack? And of course I would not make the plug mistake again...I've only just got over being embarrassed about the first time. I'm not sure you want her to read your book...she won't Get It. Maybe she would buy it for, you know, smart people. ETA: OK, so what do people say instead. Because as one woman I doubt I could "hype" your book, nor give you buzz?
I've been thinking about Princess Tickybox and her arrival all day, but just now getting around to saying I'm excited for all three of you!!!!
I just tried to order my gown for graduation over the phone.
Order woman: Well, what size are you?
Me: I'm not too sure. Normally, a women's M, but I'm pregnant.
OW: So, what size will you be when the time comes?
Me: I'm not too sure. I'm 5'9" and will be about 195 by then.
OW: So, a L then?
Me: I guess. What do you think? I've never seen the gowns before.
OW: Well, it would help if I knew how big you are.
Me: I guess I could measure myself. Would that help?
OW: Probably not. I'll just put you down for an L.
Surely I'm not the first pregnant woman they have ever had. How hard is it, particularly when she is supposed to be the expert????
Wow, my brain just went to a BAD place....
Because I sent it there.
How so? Because I brag on you?
cf. Teppy's bad place.
Stephanie, I don't think anyone has any idea how to size graduation gowns. The last one I wore was sized only by height, come to think of it.
I *knew* I should have quoted...dude, I'm brain-damaged, not completely thick...I get that, well, okay, I *don't*, but I understand where you went with it. But how is promoting my friends' books on the taxpayer nickel helpful to me?
Wow, my brain just went to a BAD place....I'm just so thankful I'm not the only one.
But how is promoting my friends' books on the taxpayer nickel helpful to me?Because you love your friends and like to see them succeed, and know there's probably a good mix in it for ya?
Congrats Nora & Tom!!! That house is beautiful! Salem reminds me some of the little Colonial-era preserved town I grew up in in Delaware. And good for you for starting therapy again, Nora. The whole house buying thing is completely stressful. I wouldn't call my house "my house" until I actually had the keys and was sitting on the floor in the dining room post-settlement. I just was so afraid somebody was going to catch on to the fact that they were selling a house to me .
Safe and easy passage for PTB! Soon I hope!
Congrats to Tom & Nora, and continued house-ma, to keep things moving smoothly.
May PTB arrive safe, healthy, and with a minimal amount of drama.