Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Apr 11, 2005 12:04:16 pm PDT #2636 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

lisah, the fuck? I'd ask if these people were raised by wolves, but hell, wolves travel in packs and look out for each other. Wolves would've raised those shitwads better.

If Karl is the English grannie, I suppose I'll have to be the maiden aunt. t wraps vw and Nora up in multicolored crookedly hand-knitted lap robes and hands them boxes of See's nuts & chews


Strix - Apr 11, 2005 12:04:37 pm PDT #2637 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I just got this neat certificate from the Praxis. I scored in the top 15% percentile of all the people who have taken the English Praxis II since 1998, which means I missed like, 2 questions.

Woo and hoo! Something for my portfolio!


P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2005 12:07:02 pm PDT #2638 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

My parents own one. It's quite useful for hauling large things, and gets decent gas mileage. The back seat is set so high, though, that I got even more carsick than usual back there.

Mine have a CRV, which is nice enough and has many of the Element advantages, but I find the Element more comfortable. For some reason, the CRV feels overly padded.

Aimee, you will NOT fuck it up. You will be JUST FINE.


Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2005 12:07:16 pm PDT #2639 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Did LJ just go boom?


erikaj - Apr 11, 2005 12:08:34 pm PDT #2640 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I've probably had twelve moods today and it is not 3:00 yet. Anyone want to come see my sexy breakdown?


DavidS - Apr 11, 2005 12:09:09 pm PDT #2641 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm exhausted and in tears again, but I did it. We (my parents, therapist and I) decided that the iPod is still on.

Right the fuck on! So proud of you, and totally agree the iPod is still on.

Nora - as everybody notes, homebuying is really stressful. Do cut yourself some slack. Try to get away from your desk for fifteen minutes. You need a break.

Jessica, I'm sorry you're having the massive back pain. I'm muy simpatico.

I suppose I'll have to be the maiden aunt.

::makes eye contact with wife and shakes head vigorously "No"::


JZ - Apr 11, 2005 12:10:28 pm PDT #2642 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::sighs, folds up the blankets and puts away the Nuts & Chews::

::puts on eyeliner::


erikaj - Apr 11, 2005 12:14:32 pm PDT #2643 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Not a very hot thought, is it, Hecubus? Nuh and uh. Called Congress AGAIN. Pretty soon, the office staff will know me and say "Hi, Erika. How does the Senator suck today?" OTOH, they might take up a collection to have me be some other state's problem.


brenda m - Apr 11, 2005 12:15:15 pm PDT #2644 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Illinois!


erikaj - Apr 11, 2005 12:21:28 pm PDT #2645 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...I could send Obama love letters. Make a nice change. My people are from there, actually.(including a great-aunt that is straight-up surprised that the Maafia are in the gambling riverboat business. My"really? Cool." was not the intended response, but she didn't know about the Thing thing.)