Finger monkeys are easier to kidnap than children.
I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 8:43:53 am PDT #2150 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 8:44:09 am PDT #2151 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yes, but they squoosh.
Deena - Apr 08, 2005 8:44:15 am PDT #2152 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Robin, that's very good news. Thank you.
sj - Apr 08, 2005 8:44:41 am PDT #2153 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Deena}}} Your niece is in my thoughts in prayers.
Gris - Apr 08, 2005 8:45:37 am PDT #2154 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Yes, but they squoosh.
Did anybody else go to a bad visual place on reading this?
JZ - Apr 08, 2005 8:45:54 am PDT #2155 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Aimée's already got the camel-wanting, though. After pondering the question with Solomonic seriousness, I rule: only one exotic-mammal longing to a customer; despite her plethora of punctuation marks, Aimée keeps the camel-oost but must relinquish the monkey yearning to Betsy.
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 8:46:00 am PDT #2156 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yes, but they squoosh.
Well, that's their fault for not having shells.
Gris - Apr 08, 2005 8:46:38 am PDT #2157 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Wow. Codeine cough medicine is good stuff.
I can breathe again!
Too bad I'm completely awake now.
Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 8:48:33 am PDT #2158 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
t cuddles the monkey very delicately, so it doesn't crunch.
JohnSweden - Apr 08, 2005 8:49:20 am PDT #2159 of 10001
I can't even.
I think I'd have to go lion for that. Or maybe cheetah. I love the big cats.
Watch out, Aimee! Nutty's trying to herd you into the squash court!