We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gris - Apr 08, 2005 8:45:37 am PDT #2154 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Yes, but they squoosh.

Did anybody else go to a bad visual place on reading this?


JZ - Apr 08, 2005 8:45:54 am PDT #2155 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aimée's already got the camel-wanting, though. After pondering the question with Solomonic seriousness, I rule: only one exotic-mammal longing to a customer; despite her plethora of punctuation marks, Aimée keeps the camel-oost but must relinquish the monkey yearning to Betsy.


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 8:46:00 am PDT #2156 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes, but they squoosh.

Well, that's their fault for not having shells.


Gris - Apr 08, 2005 8:46:38 am PDT #2157 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Wow. Codeine cough medicine is good stuff.

I can breathe again!

Too bad I'm completely awake now.


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 8:48:33 am PDT #2158 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

t cuddles the monkey very delicately, so it doesn't crunch.


JohnSweden - Apr 08, 2005 8:49:20 am PDT #2159 of 10001
I can't even.

I think I'd have to go lion for that. Or maybe cheetah. I love the big cats.

Watch out, Aimee! Nutty's trying to herd you into the squash court!


-t - Apr 08, 2005 8:53:55 am PDT #2160 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Much much ~ma for your niece, Deena. I hope everything goes just like it's supposed to.


Deena - Apr 08, 2005 8:54:39 am PDT #2161 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Thanks, t.

Man, I can't believe it's 2. This has been a very busy morning.


Aims - Apr 08, 2005 8:55:14 am PDT #2162 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Watch out, Aimee! Nutty's trying to herd you into the squash court!

I like squash.

Mmm...butternut.


vw bug - Apr 08, 2005 9:01:19 am PDT #2163 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

had me yelling (in my head), "Ask a Librarian!"

Bwah! I may do that, depending on her comments that come back after this part of the project. I didn’t really have time today, though. Damn procrastination.

Oh, Deena. That sounds scary. Your niece is in my thoughts and prayers.

I'm home. I did it! (I really didn't think I was gonna today. I'm completely amazed). And now, I think it's time for a nap.