Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 8:20:43 am PDT #2140 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's too cute. It can't be real.


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 8:21:29 am PDT #2141 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It looks like it was genetically engineered to clean pipes.


Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 8:26:31 am PDT #2142 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My department's shiny new G5 is sitting shinily in its shiny box in the mail room, and I reeeeeeeeeeeally want it to be taken to the back room and set up so I can start playing.

bounce bounce bounce

I was also just fed a lot of yummy free pasta that was ordered for some meeting upstairs.

This is how Friday's should go.


Sparky1 - Apr 08, 2005 8:29:58 am PDT #2143 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Deena, much healing and learning ~ma for your niece. I would take that "no" as a good sign -- it's a personal statement. A friend of mine who was in a coma for 6 weeks, and who suffered some brain damage, cheered us all up with her first word: "shit!"


JZ - Apr 08, 2005 8:31:27 am PDT #2144 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I just love saying finger monkey. Finger monkey. Finger monkey. FINGER MONKEY.

The one temper tantrum of Emmett's that I'm truly sorry I missed happened when he was around four; out of the blue, he started begging Hec for a finger monkey to keep as a pet. He begged and begged, pointing out how tiny it was and how it wouldn't hardly take up any space at all and he could keep it on his thumb and please, all he wanted was just a finger monkey! Apparently, it was just heartbreaking.


Scrappy - Apr 08, 2005 8:40:11 am PDT #2145 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Deena, a woman I worked with had that same operation for seizures. There was scarcely any perceptible change in her after she recovered from the surgry (except no seizures)-maybe a tiny bit of searching for words sometimes.


erikaj - Apr 08, 2005 8:41:19 am PDT #2146 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hello, Bitches...slow day so far. I'm surprised to have met somebody that does not see the sex appeal of Bayliss/Zoole lies in the Twisted, Wrong, and bad for one.(So not a Bitch.) You're not supposed to 'ship them, just swoon at The Naked.) I bet I gave Trudy a Sunrise/Sunset moment just now, with my cuffoon love. Thank you, SPP! I might've gone on being desert vanilla without you and the rest of the Bitches.


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 8:41:44 am PDT #2147 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I WANT A FINGER MONKEY.


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 8:42:39 am PDT #2148 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aimee wants one more, Betsy. She used two exclamation points.


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 8:42:57 am PDT #2149 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Okay, Aimee can have the finger monkey. But she has to let me visit.