Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Apr 08, 2005 8:41:19 am PDT #2146 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hello, Bitches...slow day so far. I'm surprised to have met somebody that does not see the sex appeal of Bayliss/Zoole lies in the Twisted, Wrong, and bad for one.(So not a Bitch.) You're not supposed to 'ship them, just swoon at The Naked.) I bet I gave Trudy a Sunrise/Sunset moment just now, with my cuffoon love. Thank you, SPP! I might've gone on being desert vanilla without you and the rest of the Bitches.


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 8:41:44 am PDT #2147 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I WANT A FINGER MONKEY.


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 8:42:39 am PDT #2148 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aimee wants one more, Betsy. She used two exclamation points.


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 8:42:57 am PDT #2149 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Okay, Aimee can have the finger monkey. But she has to let me visit.


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 8:43:53 am PDT #2150 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Finger monkeys are easier to kidnap than children.


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 8:44:09 am PDT #2151 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yes, but they squoosh.


Deena - Apr 08, 2005 8:44:15 am PDT #2152 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Robin, that's very good news. Thank you.


sj - Apr 08, 2005 8:44:41 am PDT #2153 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Deena}}} Your niece is in my thoughts in prayers.


Gris - Apr 08, 2005 8:45:37 am PDT #2154 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Yes, but they squoosh.

Did anybody else go to a bad visual place on reading this?


JZ - Apr 08, 2005 8:45:54 am PDT #2155 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aimée's already got the camel-wanting, though. After pondering the question with Solomonic seriousness, I rule: only one exotic-mammal longing to a customer; despite her plethora of punctuation marks, Aimée keeps the camel-oost but must relinquish the monkey yearning to Betsy.