We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 8:07:46 am PDT #2134 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aimee, if you fast for a while and take some psychotropic drugs, your totem animal will find you. Or there's the Insanity Peppers approach.

it wouldn't seem right that I like to eat my totem animal

Duh, that's how you get their magical powers! That or getting bit by them, but that only works if they are radioactive. Or, I suppose, genetically engineered, in this day and age.


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 8:11:28 am PDT #2135 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

he had me do a little sparring and he complimented me on my stance and keeping my hands up and knowing how to PIVOT!!!

Yes! You're my favourite student ever!

Well, except for this one guy, but that's different, and I'll happily throw him over for your trainer.


JZ - Apr 08, 2005 8:14:01 am PDT #2136 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think mine may be the finger monkey.


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 8:14:53 am PDT #2137 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You just like fingers and monkeys.


Aims - Apr 08, 2005 8:15:15 am PDT #2138 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I WANT A FINGER MONKEY!!


beathen - Apr 08, 2005 8:17:28 am PDT #2139 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

I want a finger monster.

Grr. Argh.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 8:20:43 am PDT #2140 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's too cute. It can't be real.


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 8:21:29 am PDT #2141 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It looks like it was genetically engineered to clean pipes.


Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 8:26:31 am PDT #2142 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My department's shiny new G5 is sitting shinily in its shiny box in the mail room, and I reeeeeeeeeeeally want it to be taken to the back room and set up so I can start playing.

bounce bounce bounce

I was also just fed a lot of yummy free pasta that was ordered for some meeting upstairs.

This is how Friday's should go.


Sparky1 - Apr 08, 2005 8:29:58 am PDT #2143 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Deena, much healing and learning ~ma for your niece. I would take that "no" as a good sign -- it's a personal statement. A friend of mine who was in a coma for 6 weeks, and who suffered some brain damage, cheered us all up with her first word: "shit!"