Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid. Wesley: Connor. Faith: A teenage kid born last year. Wesley: I told you, he grew up in a hell dimension. Faith: Right. And what, Cordelia spent her last summer as… Wesley: A divine being. Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask--What the hell are you people doing?

'Why We Fight'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 8:11:28 am PDT #2135 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

he had me do a little sparring and he complimented me on my stance and keeping my hands up and knowing how to PIVOT!!!

Yes! You're my favourite student ever!

Well, except for this one guy, but that's different, and I'll happily throw him over for your trainer.


JZ - Apr 08, 2005 8:14:01 am PDT #2136 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think mine may be the finger monkey.


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 8:14:53 am PDT #2137 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You just like fingers and monkeys.


Aims - Apr 08, 2005 8:15:15 am PDT #2138 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I WANT A FINGER MONKEY!!


beathen - Apr 08, 2005 8:17:28 am PDT #2139 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

I want a finger monster.

Grr. Argh.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 8:20:43 am PDT #2140 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's too cute. It can't be real.


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 8:21:29 am PDT #2141 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It looks like it was genetically engineered to clean pipes.


Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 8:26:31 am PDT #2142 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My department's shiny new G5 is sitting shinily in its shiny box in the mail room, and I reeeeeeeeeeeally want it to be taken to the back room and set up so I can start playing.

bounce bounce bounce

I was also just fed a lot of yummy free pasta that was ordered for some meeting upstairs.

This is how Friday's should go.


Sparky1 - Apr 08, 2005 8:29:58 am PDT #2143 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Deena, much healing and learning ~ma for your niece. I would take that "no" as a good sign -- it's a personal statement. A friend of mine who was in a coma for 6 weeks, and who suffered some brain damage, cheered us all up with her first word: "shit!"


JZ - Apr 08, 2005 8:31:27 am PDT #2144 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I just love saying finger monkey. Finger monkey. Finger monkey. FINGER MONKEY.

The one temper tantrum of Emmett's that I'm truly sorry I missed happened when he was around four; out of the blue, he started begging Hec for a finger monkey to keep as a pet. He begged and begged, pointing out how tiny it was and how it wouldn't hardly take up any space at all and he could keep it on his thumb and please, all he wanted was just a finger monkey! Apparently, it was just heartbreaking.