Angel: Is that what you think you are--a hero? Spike: Saved the world didn't I? Angel: Once. Talk to me after you've done it a couple more times.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Apr 06, 2005 12:06:53 pm PDT #1717 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You have a digital camera.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2005 12:07:11 pm PDT #1718 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Google has 1440 image results for scabies. I'd hope the second one on my screen isn't yours, tommy, because it could also be in the dictionary next to TMI.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:07:50 pm PDT #1719 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, my scabies were at first misdiagnosed, allowing the infestation to spread. If you hadn't killed all your scabies they might have grown to a textbook case too....


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:09:08 pm PDT #1720 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Google has 1440 image results for scabies. I'd hope the second one on my screen isn't yours, tommy, because it could also be in the dictionary next to TMI.

Heh. Nope, not me. Also, the Doc. took pictures of my elbows....


vw bug - Apr 06, 2005 12:09:18 pm PDT #1721 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, my. Thanks ita. Um...I shouldn't have looked.


Trudy Booth - Apr 06, 2005 12:11:17 pm PDT #1722 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't know why the embarassment, though.

Because lots of people aren't as smart as the Buffistas and think it's brought on by uncleanliness, multiple sex partners, etc.

Poor Sweetie. Would it help if we called them "Cooties"?


Scrappy - Apr 06, 2005 12:13:30 pm PDT #1723 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I had lice in high school and I remember feeling all "Get Offa Me!" until they were gone.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:14:19 pm PDT #1724 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had lice in high school

Were you engaging in hat-swapping? Or is that a myth?


Scrappy - Apr 06, 2005 12:15:14 pm PDT #1725 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hairbrushes.


billytea - Apr 06, 2005 12:15:20 pm PDT #1726 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

He's holding out on us! Billy needs to give us discounts.

Hee. My secret is out.

Okay, the phrase "bush safaris" is making me giggle like a ten year-old. Clearly I've been at work too long.

Billy Connelly has a hysterical routine about Australian animals ("I don't know how anyone there reaches adulthood"), in which he suggests the middle of Australia is this gigantic desert, with one single bush in the middle of it.