Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:09:08 pm PDT #1720 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Google has 1440 image results for scabies. I'd hope the second one on my screen isn't yours, tommy, because it could also be in the dictionary next to TMI.

Heh. Nope, not me. Also, the Doc. took pictures of my elbows....


vw bug - Apr 06, 2005 12:09:18 pm PDT #1721 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, my. Thanks ita. Um...I shouldn't have looked.


Trudy Booth - Apr 06, 2005 12:11:17 pm PDT #1722 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't know why the embarassment, though.

Because lots of people aren't as smart as the Buffistas and think it's brought on by uncleanliness, multiple sex partners, etc.

Poor Sweetie. Would it help if we called them "Cooties"?


Scrappy - Apr 06, 2005 12:13:30 pm PDT #1723 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I had lice in high school and I remember feeling all "Get Offa Me!" until they were gone.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:14:19 pm PDT #1724 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had lice in high school

Were you engaging in hat-swapping? Or is that a myth?


Scrappy - Apr 06, 2005 12:15:14 pm PDT #1725 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hairbrushes.


billytea - Apr 06, 2005 12:15:20 pm PDT #1726 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

He's holding out on us! Billy needs to give us discounts.

Hee. My secret is out.

Okay, the phrase "bush safaris" is making me giggle like a ten year-old. Clearly I've been at work too long.

Billy Connelly has a hysterical routine about Australian animals ("I don't know how anyone there reaches adulthood"), in which he suggests the middle of Australia is this gigantic desert, with one single bush in the middle of it.


Connie Neil - Apr 06, 2005 12:17:31 pm PDT #1727 of 10001
brillig

I thought scabies was a plague of sailors brought on by malnutrition--no, wait, that's scurvy. Never mind.


lisah - Apr 06, 2005 12:17:58 pm PDT #1728 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I have scabies

The two people I was living with at the time, all three of our dogs, and I all got the mange once. Mange = Scabies except for DOGS! But people can get if they live in close contact with the dogs. As in: let the dogs on the bed/sofas etc.

(at least I think they are different insects but basically the same disease. same symptoms and similar treatment at any rate)

One of the dogs had an immune disorder at the time so he got it badly and that helped it spread to the people. Boy that was a fun time. We had to treat the dogs a bunch of times, treat ourselves, wash everything washable, store things that couldn't be washed (like cushions from the sofa) in plastic bags for a couple of days to kill the insects. We developed a motto "Mange Free in '98."

And we did get rid of the little buggers eventually.

The rash didn't actually look that bad--just little red bumps. However I got a secondary rash from itching that would not go away for MONTHS!

I'm sure vw's scabies will be easier to treat.

one of the small blessings of that time was that the cats couldn't get what we had. I imagine they were laughing and laughing at us.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:18:11 pm PDT #1729 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

no, wait, that's scurvy. Never mind.

It's important to know about scurvy, especially when Talk Like a Pirate Day comes around.