The Mouse, the Bird, and the Sausage
Every time a dog is growling at me because I'm trying to take away something he's eating, I'm going to think he's saying "It had forged papers, I had no choice".
I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.
Willow ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Apr 04, 2005 10:01:52 am PDT #1219 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Polter-Cow - Apr 04, 2005 10:03:36 am PDT #1220 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
JZ has a new tag. And Kate may have a new Dave Carter tagline, or it could be the same one. I just spent two hours in the library copying papers and listening to Snow Patrol and Green Day, so my brain is all gone.
Aims - Apr 04, 2005 10:14:16 am PDT #1221 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t looks at hand
My, what are these?? Are these tickets to WICKED????
Why yes, they are!
t gets out green paint
Sean K - Apr 04, 2005 10:15:20 am PDT #1222 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
t glares Aimee with a burning, seething jealousy
-t - Apr 04, 2005 10:18:58 am PDT #1223 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
t simmers with barely concealed jealousy
Why, Aimee, how wonderful for you.
Atropa - Apr 04, 2005 10:24:45 am PDT #1224 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
My, what are these?? Are these tickets to WICKED????
Oooooh, you brat. I am SO very envious.
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2005 10:27:19 am PDT #1225 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::dispatches flying monkeys to steal Aimée's tickets::
DavidS - Apr 04, 2005 10:28:58 am PDT #1226 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Here's the genius part:
However, the sausage stayed out so long that the other two feared that something bad had happened. The bird flew off to see if he could find her. A short distance away he came upon a dog that had seized the sausage as free booty and was making off with her. The bird complained bitterly to the dog about this brazen abduction, but he claimed that he had discovered forged letters on the sausage, and that she would thus have to forfeit her life to him.
If I had a sausage company it would certainly have to be named The Forged Letters Sausage Co.
DavidS - Apr 04, 2005 10:30:46 am PDT #1227 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gw'on with your wishful thinking, Hec.
::shrugs:: Everybody has wishful thoughts about Ple's rack.
Kate P. - Apr 04, 2005 10:34:45 am PDT #1228 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I love folktales that end with the grisly deaths of everyone involved. Awesome.