t glares Aimee with a burning, seething jealousy
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Apr 04, 2005 10:15:20 am PDT #1222 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
-t - Apr 04, 2005 10:18:58 am PDT #1223 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
t simmers with barely concealed jealousy
Why, Aimee, how wonderful for you.
Atropa - Apr 04, 2005 10:24:45 am PDT #1224 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
My, what are these?? Are these tickets to WICKED????
Oooooh, you brat. I am SO very envious.
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2005 10:27:19 am PDT #1225 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::dispatches flying monkeys to steal Aimée's tickets::
DavidS - Apr 04, 2005 10:28:58 am PDT #1226 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Here's the genius part:
However, the sausage stayed out so long that the other two feared that something bad had happened. The bird flew off to see if he could find her. A short distance away he came upon a dog that had seized the sausage as free booty and was making off with her. The bird complained bitterly to the dog about this brazen abduction, but he claimed that he had discovered forged letters on the sausage, and that she would thus have to forfeit her life to him.
If I had a sausage company it would certainly have to be named The Forged Letters Sausage Co.
DavidS - Apr 04, 2005 10:30:46 am PDT #1227 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gw'on with your wishful thinking, Hec.
::shrugs:: Everybody has wishful thoughts about Ple's rack.
Kate P. - Apr 04, 2005 10:34:45 am PDT #1228 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I love folktales that end with the grisly deaths of everyone involved. Awesome.
Calli - Apr 04, 2005 10:44:49 am PDT #1229 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Hi all. I've skipped madly, without even the levening of skimming to make up for it. But then, I've been without internet access since last Wednesday, so there was rather a lot.
In news of happiness, I met Heather while I was at my conference last week. She is, as one would expect, exceedingly foamy and fun. And she gave a Friday evening over to entertaining this wandering Buffista, which was splendid of her.
In other news of happiness, I got to pet a live penguin while at the conference. So soft! So cute! I was an exhibitor at the National Science Teachers Association meeting, and my booth was right next to one promoting field trips to Australia, so I got to flirt with a cutiehead Australian fella, too. (No, he's not the one who brought the penguin.) Now I'm sleep deprived, behind at work, and very happy about life.
DavidS - Apr 04, 2005 10:47:09 am PDT #1230 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Heather, penguins and flirting? Very possibly a perfect day.
Aims - Apr 04, 2005 10:59:45 am PDT #1231 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
puts monkeys in a poppy field where they sleep and sleep and sleep