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DavidS - Apr 04, 2005 10:28:58 am PDT #1226 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Here's the genius part:

However, the sausage stayed out so long that the other two feared that something bad had happened. The bird flew off to see if he could find her. A short distance away he came upon a dog that had seized the sausage as free booty and was making off with her. The bird complained bitterly to the dog about this brazen abduction, but he claimed that he had discovered forged letters on the sausage, and that she would thus have to forfeit her life to him.

If I had a sausage company it would certainly have to be named The Forged Letters Sausage Co.

DavidS - Apr 04, 2005 10:30:46 am PDT #1227 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gw'on with your wishful thinking, Hec.

::shrugs:: Everybody has wishful thoughts about Ple's rack.

Kate P. - Apr 04, 2005 10:34:45 am PDT #1228 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I love folktales that end with the grisly deaths of everyone involved. Awesome.

Calli - Apr 04, 2005 10:44:49 am PDT #1229 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Hi all. I've skipped madly, without even the levening of skimming to make up for it. But then, I've been without internet access since last Wednesday, so there was rather a lot.

In news of happiness, I met Heather while I was at my conference last week. She is, as one would expect, exceedingly foamy and fun. And she gave a Friday evening over to entertaining this wandering Buffista, which was splendid of her.

In other news of happiness, I got to pet a live penguin while at the conference. So soft! So cute! I was an exhibitor at the National Science Teachers Association meeting, and my booth was right next to one promoting field trips to Australia, so I got to flirt with a cutiehead Australian fella, too. (No, he's not the one who brought the penguin.) Now I'm sleep deprived, behind at work, and very happy about life.

DavidS - Apr 04, 2005 10:47:09 am PDT #1230 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heather, penguins and flirting? Very possibly a perfect day.

Aims - Apr 04, 2005 10:59:45 am PDT #1231 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

puts monkeys in a poppy field where they sleep and sleep and sleep

Calli - Apr 04, 2005 11:03:58 am PDT #1232 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Heather, penguins and flirting? Very possibly a perfect day.

Pretty durned close. Also, there was a Great Horned Owl that I carefully did not pet, but admired greatly. Really, science teacher conventions have some nifty exhibitors.

Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2005 11:06:53 am PDT #1233 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My, what are these?? Are these tickets to WICKED????

Why yes, they are!

I'm sure it'll be great.

THE ORIGINAL CAST CERTAINLY WAS!!!!!!

t runs away

Steph L. - Apr 04, 2005 11:08:19 am PDT #1234 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

However, the sausage stayed out so long that the other two feared that something bad had happened. The bird flew off to see if he could find her. A short distance away he came upon a dog that had seized the sausage as free booty and was making off with her. The bird complained bitterly to the dog about this brazen abduction, but he claimed that he had discovered forged letters on the sausage, and that she would thus have to forfeit her life to him.

If I had a sausage company it would certainly have to be named The Forged Letters Sausage Co.

I'm partial to Free Booty, myself.

t edit And I like the versatility of "Free Booty." It could be a descriptor, like "Getchyer free booty here!" Or it could be an exhortation, like Free Nelson Mandela, only without the political overtones.

Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2005 11:09:46 am PDT #1235 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm partial to Free Booty, myself.

I am thiiiiiis close to tagging this with no context.

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