If only we Buffistas had a cabinet position dedicated to removing the clearly stupid from the gene pool.
Yes, this! We definitely need some kind of Minister of Kill the....
.... waaaaiitaminit.....
If you start killing people who break up with Buffistas, it's possible that the currently NGA will never GA ever again.
Now that's a lot of killing people, and I don't think even I advocate that much killing.
Who said anything about killing? A couple of kicks to the crotch with a steel-toed boot would do just fine.
Still would cut down on the prospects for the already unlucky.
Home from school. Skipping the class showing Deliverance. I feel like I should do something schoolish, but I think I'm going to nap instead.
Wait, someone thinks it's a good idea to have students watch Deliverance in a classroom?
Yup. My Mountain Tales class is watching it today and Wednesday. I'm doing an "alternate assignment."
I don't think we need to kill them. Just thwack them and prevent them from procreating (at least temporarily).
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I'm just so touched that you guys want to go around killing people for my sake. I feel truly blessed.
JZ, where might one go about finding this folktale?? I've never heard of it before, but clearly I must read it.
Kate, I found it in a copy of
Household Tales by the Brothers Grimm
illustrated by Mervyn Peake, a totally random assortment of Grimm tales selected by Peake purely on the basis of which stories made him want to draw something.
Speaking of which, that reminds me to go change my tagline.
JZ, did you get a chance to ask your mom about the airbed?