We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Apr 04, 2005 9:12:58 am PDT #1210 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

JZ, did you get a chance to ask your mom about the airbed?


Kate P. - Apr 04, 2005 9:20:48 am PDT #1211 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I found it in a copy of Household Tales by the Brothers Grimm illustrated by Mervyn Peake

Huh. That sounds like something I absolutely must own.


Connie Neil - Apr 04, 2005 9:23:42 am PDT #1212 of 10001
brillig

From the latest postsecret collection, next to a glitter-added postcard of two people dancing.

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(verso) "My mother liked to dance. My sisters and I took her ashes and spread them on our dad's grave. They don't know that I saved some ashes and mixed them with 'glitter' and keep them on my shelf. Mom would be happy about that."


JZ - Apr 04, 2005 9:26:05 am PDT #1213 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Perkins, yes, and I'm very sorry, but she says she's hanging onto it. Which is the wrong answer for a bunch of reasons in addition to disappointing you, but whatever.


brenda m - Apr 04, 2005 9:28:53 am PDT #1214 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

They have a bunch of them on Overstock.com, Lee. Might be cheaper than a regular store.


Sean K - Apr 04, 2005 9:30:28 am PDT #1215 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Still would cut down on the prospects for the already unlucky.

I'm not sure I understand the connection. If we're only killing or harming those who have already dumped Buffistae, where's the problem? How does that cut down on anybody's prospects?


Ginger - Apr 04, 2005 9:36:05 am PDT #1216 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We couldn't let the word get out that dating a Buffista might be fatal. Perhaps the deaths could come years later, in seemingly random ways.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2005 9:37:42 am PDT #1217 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We couldn't let the word get out that dating a Buffista might be fatal.

No shit. If you told me I had to date for life/until I was dumped -- or risk death/beatings.

Well, okay, I'd take the challenge, but that's not exactly a recommendation, is it?


Sean K - Apr 04, 2005 9:44:07 am PDT #1218 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Aha! Now I see the issue.

Okay, well.... We'll try and be really stealthy. Or something.


-t - Apr 04, 2005 10:01:52 am PDT #1219 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The Mouse, the Bird, and the Sausage

Every time a dog is growling at me because I'm trying to take away something he's eating, I'm going to think he's saying "It had forged papers, I had no choice".