A proactive method of creating synergy between movement and optical storage to provide a dynamic end-to-end data archival solution strategy.
With cake.
Right. Sir. Honey.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 28, 2005 10:30:26 am PDT #9808 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Calli - Apr 28, 2005 10:31:36 am PDT #9809 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
<nibbles Gud's spicy brains>
JZ - Apr 28, 2005 10:31:39 am PDT #9810 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I can write tracks with my hips! But how would one word this in business speak?
"New job duties and challenges met during the current review period include initiation of innovative kinetic-ileal data transfer methods, thus facilitating error-free CD-ROM-based program and database access across all divisions of employee's department. In so doing, also got groove thang shaking, which proved of collateral benefit to overall job performance by releasing endorphins, improving job satisfaction and blunting desire to kill all co-workers."
Calli - Apr 28, 2005 10:32:26 am PDT #9811 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
<adds JZ to brain nibble list>
Frankenbuddha - Apr 28, 2005 10:40:53 am PDT #9812 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
t HEARTS JZ some more.
JZ - Apr 28, 2005 10:41:43 am PDT #9813 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
::curtsies::
Frankenbuddha - Apr 28, 2005 10:46:33 am PDT #9814 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In so doing, also got groove thang shaking, which proved of collateral benefit to overall job performance by releasing endorphins, improving job satisfaction and blunting desire to kill all co-workers
On reflection, though, wouldn't "got that money-maker shaking" look better on a resume than "got groove thang shaking"? Business is business, after all.
shrift - Apr 28, 2005 10:51:58 am PDT #9815 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I can't decide if I'm delighted or terrified.
Allyson - Apr 28, 2005 10:53:48 am PDT #9816 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Did this get posted and I missed it?
I am betting, after all this mess, if we have a good candidate, we won't see a Republican in the White House for a very long time.
JZ - Apr 28, 2005 10:56:51 am PDT #9817 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Upon consideration, Frank, although you make a good point, one must also consider that "groove thang" contains 4 fewer letters than "that money-maker," thus rendering it the preferable phrase on the keystroke-efficiency scale; should either of those phrases become standard business-speak, it's clear that those 4 keystrokes, over the tens of thousands of repetitions Heartless, Inc. plans to wring out of its hapless employees over the decades, could add up to
several full minutes
of time said employees could devote to shouldering other meaningless soul-sucking tasks vital job duties for HI.
Frank, Frank, Frank. You've got to think big by thinking small.