I can write tracks with my hips! But how would one word this in business speak?
"New job duties and challenges met during the current review period include initiation of innovative kinetic-ileal data transfer methods, thus facilitating error-free CD-ROM-based program and database access across all divisions of employee's department. In so doing, also got groove thang shaking, which proved of collateral benefit to overall job performance by releasing endorphins, improving job satisfaction and blunting desire to kill all co-workers."
<adds JZ to brain nibble list>
In so doing, also got groove thang shaking, which proved of collateral benefit to overall job performance by releasing endorphins, improving job satisfaction and blunting desire to kill all co-workers
On reflection, though, wouldn't "got that money-maker shaking" look better on a resume than "got groove thang shaking"? Business is business, after all.
I can't decide if I'm delighted or terrified.
Did this get posted and I missed it?
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I am betting, after all this mess, if we have a good candidate, we won't see a Republican in the White House for a very long time.
Upon consideration, Frank, although you make a good point, one must also consider that "groove thang" contains 4 fewer letters than "that money-maker," thus rendering it the preferable phrase on the keystroke-efficiency scale; should either of those phrases become standard business-speak, it's clear that those 4 keystrokes, over the tens of thousands of repetitions Heartless, Inc. plans to wring out of its hapless employees over the decades, could add up to
several full minutes
of time said employees could devote to shouldering other meaningless soul-sucking tasks vital job duties for HI.
Frank, Frank, Frank. You've got to think big by thinking small.
Allyson, I think that news story has circulated a bit, but there's no statute of limitations on mocking the illiterate.
Has the video with the Ivory Billed Woodpecker been posted anywhere?
I want to see it!
