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Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'

Natter 34: Freak With No Name

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Allyson - Apr 27, 2005 8:08:34 am PDT #9285 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lush is so screwed up. The package I sent to my mom and SIL for mother's day? It's in Massachusetts right now. I ordered it yesterday.

The package I ordered for Tim last Wednesday? Just landed in California. Lush is in Vancouver, which is up the coast.

Huh.

Allyson - Apr 27, 2005 8:16:05 am PDT #9286 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! Secretary's Day started out well!

I lent a coworker my David Sedaris Me Talk Pretty One Day.

He just returned it with apologies for "scribbling" on the title page.

I opened it and it's signed to me by Sedaris! He did a signing at UCLA.

Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 8:16:06 am PDT #9287 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

On an unrelated topic, would it be terribly uncouth of me to tear apart this oven-fried chicken I'm eating for lunch with my hands? The drumstick was easy enough to eat, but I'm having trouble coming up with a polite way to dismantle the breast. Hmmm.....

Betsy HP - Apr 27, 2005 8:16:34 am PDT #9288 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

Fried chicken and pizza are finger food if you want them to be.

Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 8:17:31 am PDT #9289 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

At home or on a picnic, yes. But at my desk, for some reason I'm hesitant.

msbelle - Apr 27, 2005 8:19:07 am PDT #9290 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am the proud new owner of an old pink rotary dial phone. YAY!

-t - Apr 27, 2005 8:20:13 am PDT #9291 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

No, Jessica, that's how you eat chicken. Just lay in a supply of napkins before you start.

Cashmere - Apr 27, 2005 8:23:11 am PDT #9292 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

I am the proud new owner of an old pink rotary dial phone. YAY!

And I'm JEALOUS!

lisah - Apr 27, 2005 8:23:27 am PDT #9293 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

He just returned it with apologies for "scribbling" on the title page.

I opened it and it's signed to me by Sedaris! He did a signing at UCLA.

That's so cute! How did he sign it? He signed a book for me, "Every day is something to cry about." which? true.

And to my friend -- "Rebecca! It's so nice to finally meet you!" (They'd never corresponded or anything. She was just one of the 200 or so people there to see him read.)

Jesse - Apr 27, 2005 8:26:29 am PDT #9294 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He just returned it with apologies for "scribbling" on the title page.

I opened it and it's signed to me by Sedaris! He did a signing at UCLA.

That's so cool!

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