I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 8:16:06 am PDT #9287 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

On an unrelated topic, would it be terribly uncouth of me to tear apart this oven-fried chicken I'm eating for lunch with my hands? The drumstick was easy enough to eat, but I'm having trouble coming up with a polite way to dismantle the breast. Hmmm.....


Betsy HP - Apr 27, 2005 8:16:34 am PDT #9288 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Fried chicken and pizza are finger food if you want them to be.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 8:17:31 am PDT #9289 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

At home or on a picnic, yes. But at my desk, for some reason I'm hesitant.


msbelle - Apr 27, 2005 8:19:07 am PDT #9290 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am the proud new owner of an old pink rotary dial phone. YAY!


-t - Apr 27, 2005 8:20:13 am PDT #9291 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

No, Jessica, that's how you eat chicken. Just lay in a supply of napkins before you start.


Cashmere - Apr 27, 2005 8:23:11 am PDT #9292 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I am the proud new owner of an old pink rotary dial phone. YAY!

And I'm JEALOUS!


lisah - Apr 27, 2005 8:23:27 am PDT #9293 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

He just returned it with apologies for "scribbling" on the title page.

I opened it and it's signed to me by Sedaris! He did a signing at UCLA.

That's so cute! How did he sign it? He signed a book for me, "Every day is something to cry about." which? true.

And to my friend -- "Rebecca! It's so nice to finally meet you!" (They'd never corresponded or anything. She was just one of the 200 or so people there to see him read.)


Jesse - Apr 27, 2005 8:26:29 am PDT #9294 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He just returned it with apologies for "scribbling" on the title page.

I opened it and it's signed to me by Sedaris! He did a signing at UCLA.

That's so cool!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 27, 2005 8:27:06 am PDT #9295 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I opened it and it's signed to me by Sedaris! He did a signing at UCLA.

OK, that's wicked cool. I need to remember that sort of thing in case I ever get in a position to have something signed.


JohnSweden - Apr 27, 2005 8:27:34 am PDT #9296 of 10001
I can't even.

He just returned it with apologies for "scribbling" on the title page.

I opened it and it's signed to me by Sedaris! He did a signing at UCLA.

I did that to a friend too, big apology about the random person scribbling in his copy of the Amber books. The random person was the author who was the GoH at a con I attended.