Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Apr 27, 2005 7:56:49 am PDT #9282 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Another great moment of the president relating with regular folks.

From a Social Security event in Galveston, Texas:

MR. BENTLEY: And we're operating in central Iraq. I'll be back there next week.

[Snip]

THE PRESIDENT: How many children you got?

MR. BENTLEY: We have two children. We have a four-year-old son named Patrick, and a three-month-old daughter named Elaine that I just got to meet for the first time.

THE PRESIDENT: Really?

MR. BENTLEY: Yes, sir.

THE PRESIDENT: No wonder you're emotional. (Laughter.) That's awesome.

MRS. BENTLEY: She was born two days after he deployed.

THE PRESIDENT: Yes, great.


beathen - Apr 27, 2005 8:05:43 am PDT #9283 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

I almost always sign with my middle initial included. When I was growing up I had a step-sister with the same first & last name (because my dad adopted her). Both of us were always addressed with our first & middle names, too.


Connie Neil - Apr 27, 2005 8:06:27 am PDT #9284 of 10001
brillig

I always sign things with my middle name (which I don't use here because I do exist indentifiably online with the full name). As I've gotten older I've wanted a name with more meat in it instead of just the three syllables of first name-last name. Should have married a man with more syllables.

I nearly got in a fight with my mother because she said I had to lose my middle name on marriage and only use my maiden name as my new middle name. I think this stems from teh fact she hates her middle name and was glad to lose it (another family name that is stupid as a given name).


Allyson - Apr 27, 2005 8:08:34 am PDT #9285 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lush is so screwed up. The package I sent to my mom and SIL for mother's day? It's in Massachusetts right now. I ordered it yesterday.

The package I ordered for Tim last Wednesday? Just landed in California. Lush is in Vancouver, which is up the coast.

Huh.


Allyson - Apr 27, 2005 8:16:05 am PDT #9286 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! Secretary's Day started out well!

I lent a coworker my David Sedaris Me Talk Pretty One Day.

He just returned it with apologies for "scribbling" on the title page.

I opened it and it's signed to me by Sedaris! He did a signing at UCLA.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 8:16:06 am PDT #9287 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

On an unrelated topic, would it be terribly uncouth of me to tear apart this oven-fried chicken I'm eating for lunch with my hands? The drumstick was easy enough to eat, but I'm having trouble coming up with a polite way to dismantle the breast. Hmmm.....


Betsy HP - Apr 27, 2005 8:16:34 am PDT #9288 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Fried chicken and pizza are finger food if you want them to be.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 8:17:31 am PDT #9289 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

At home or on a picnic, yes. But at my desk, for some reason I'm hesitant.


msbelle - Apr 27, 2005 8:19:07 am PDT #9290 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am the proud new owner of an old pink rotary dial phone. YAY!


-t - Apr 27, 2005 8:20:13 am PDT #9291 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

No, Jessica, that's how you eat chicken. Just lay in a supply of napkins before you start.