None of it means a damn thing.

Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Mar 28, 2005 8:39:48 am PST #915 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

What deadly secrets were hidden under those red robes?

Find out in the video "Imperial Guards Gone Wild!"


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2005 8:39:50 am PST #916 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Why the funky long helmet that would seem to preclude head-turning?

Eyes in the back of their heads, yo.


Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 8:40:50 am PST #917 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Find out in the video "Imperial Guards Gone Wild!"

Eyes in the back of their heads, yo.

See! So many unanswered questions.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:40:55 am PST #918 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Those guys were always so intriguing to me. Just how bad ass were they that they were selected for the Emperor's personal guard? What deadly secrets were hidden under those red robes? Why the funky long helmet that would seem to preclude head-turning?

For all we know, there could be cheetahs in those costumes.


Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 8:41:42 am PST #919 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

For all we know, there could be cheetahs in those costumes.

Cheetahs who can't turn their heads.


Gudanov - Mar 28, 2005 8:43:18 am PST #920 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

For all we know, there could be cheetahs in those costumes.

You know, there is just a TV series just waiting for Joss, "Nutty The Cheetah Slayer".


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:45:24 am PST #921 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, there is just a TV series just waiting for Joss, "Nutty The Cheetah Slayer".

I'm thinking a sitcom about a family of cheetahs. Being raised by a single mom cheetah. Who works as an Imperial Guard for the Emporer.

In the pilot: the cheetah kittens get into mom's Sharpies....


Cheetah - Mar 28, 2005 8:45:56 am PST #922 of 10001

Cheetahs who can't turn their heads.

Like we need to. Pffft.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2005 8:48:10 am PST #923 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

IIRC, cheetahs find prey by sight, not smell, so if you did remove their ability to look around, Nutty might just get the advantage.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:50:11 am PST #924 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cats in general have a wider field of view than dogs or humans.