For all we know, there could be cheetahs in those costumes.
You know, there is just a TV series just waiting for Joss, "Nutty The Cheetah Slayer".
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Mar 28, 2005 8:43:18 am PST #920 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:45:24 am PST #921 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You know, there is just a TV series just waiting for Joss, "Nutty The Cheetah Slayer".
I'm thinking a sitcom about a family of cheetahs. Being raised by a single mom cheetah. Who works as an Imperial Guard for the Emporer.
In the pilot: the cheetah kittens get into mom's Sharpies....
Cheetah - Mar 28, 2005 8:45:56 am PST #922 of 10001
Cheetahs who can't turn their heads.
Like we need to. Pffft.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2005 8:48:10 am PST #923 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
IIRC, cheetahs find prey by sight, not smell, so if you did remove their ability to look around, Nutty might just get the advantage.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:50:11 am PST #924 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cats in general have a wider field of view than dogs or humans.
Jessica - Mar 28, 2005 8:52:11 am PST #925 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So you had to share?
I'm a very giving person.
sarameg - Mar 28, 2005 8:53:11 am PST #926 of 10001
Pretty sure they'd trip on the robes.
Nother wave of vile. Time to go lie down.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:53:40 am PST #927 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Besides, how often do the Imperial guards need to look around? Granted, they'd have a hard time seeing if some assasin was coming out of the elevator (since they're standing at either side of the elevator door, at the Emporer), but presumably there would be security at the elevator entrance on the other floors.
Nutty - Mar 28, 2005 8:53:54 am PST #928 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
So, the secret to my winning is to make all the cheetahs wear blindfolds or blinkers. Check.
I saw a TV show once that proved how bad lions' sense of smell is by dangling a raw steak on a string above a lion's head. The poor dumb lion just sat there, sunning itself, till the person doing the dangling finally bonked the lion on the head with the steak to make it notice its dinner.
Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 8:58:22 am PST #929 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
For any Police fans out there --
This morning, on KROQ, they had Sting as an in-studio guest. He chatted for a while, answering questions from callers and generally yaking it up. He was quite amusing. He also played three Police tunes live in the studio. He's apparently kicking off a tour of small clubs and university venues, and will generally be playing a mix of Police tunes along with his post-Police stuff.
I sat in my car for 45 minutes waiting for the live session, and boy was it worth it. It seriously kicked ass. I cranked the radio and sang along at the top of my lungs to Spirits in the Material World, Message in a Bottle, and Demolition Man, and beat my hands raw on my steering wheel in time with the wonderful, frenetic percussion of Josh Freise, channeling Stuart Copeland.
This all just to say that if you like the Police, try to get tickets to one of these shows. I know I want to go. He kicks off the tour tomorrow night in San Jose.