There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:11:40 am PST #881 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No, they're right up there with duct tape.

And hammers. The cool thing about a hammer is that once you use it enough, every problem looks like a nail.


Calli - Mar 28, 2005 8:11:52 am PST #882 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Do Sharpies work ON duct tape? 'Cause that would be nifty X 2.


Scrappy - Mar 28, 2005 8:12:18 am PST #883 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

According to a story in the LA Times this weekend, Cheetahs are themost docile of wild cats. They think this is because their incredible speed means they can get away from anything and so don't need to fight for turf or food or whatever as much. This was illustrated by a photo of a pet cheetah licking his owner.


Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:12:39 am PST #884 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Sharpies can write on ANYTHING.

t /techie geek


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2005 8:13:09 am PST #885 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Even a cheetah.


Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 8:13:12 am PST #886 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

This was illustrated by a photo of a pet cheetah licking his owner.

WANT A PET CHEETAH NOW!


Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:13:51 am PST #887 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

You could get a discount lion really big stray cat and then draw the cheetah markings with a Sharpie. IJS.

Edited because I can spell "Sharpie". Really.


beathen - Mar 28, 2005 8:15:13 am PST #888 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

You could get a discount lion really big stray cat and then draw the cheetah markings with a Shapie.

Make sure it's a short hair - otherwise grooming will be a bitch.


Nutty - Mar 28, 2005 8:15:14 am PST #889 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Sometimes you people scare me.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:16:02 am PST #890 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Make sure it's a short hair - otherwise grooming will be a bitch.

Long-haired lions are really dogs?