Heh. One of the reasons she got was the font on her resume. She thought it was "creative."

I'm wondering about what font she used now. Something unicornesque, I expect.

Ten kittens it was Comic Sans.

then his friend didn't smack him hard enough to put the fire out

Oh, yes. If he'd had a krav friend, he'd be just fine.

I'm trying to remember if I put out the Sambuca before I drank it.

Dunno. I was young.

I've done shots on fire and lived to tell the tale with nary a burn mark. Of course, I'm also constantly surprised that I've survived this long.

I just beta read porn while at work. I'm so proud of me.

Dulce de Leche. Ginger. The Ginger was really good.

Make up your mind! I already had you down for coffee. If you get a medium though, you can have three different flavors.

I was suggesting them for YOU, Senor Gourmand.

This is the most expensive bit of private real estate I could find for sale in the Memphis area. I know it has almost 32 acres, but unless they include the Fountain of Youth on site I don't see that price being worthwhile in this market.

Comparatively, Xanadu here is a steal.

And here I'd be worried about someone falling in the Cement Pond.

he obviously spilled it all over himself, the slob.

Right - ya don't pour it down your front, dumbass. Sheesh.

Nice flame-spit, though.

The cheapest 3BR available in my city is here.

The first 3BR listing in my city that’s actually in a neighborhood that’s neither incredibly crappy nor perched way at the edge of the continent, far away from downtown and the bridges and public transit is here, and the price is just a wee bit gaspy-making.

And here’s the most expensive, with estimated payments of $107,000 a month.

I love our rent-controlled apartment. Because I have no choice.

Ten kittens it was Comic Sans.

Ahem...

DXMachina "Natter 34: Freak With No Name" Apr 22, 2005 12:22:11 pm PDT

Skipper...

Because then, a week before your paperwork goes before Very Important People, during the week when it's just been discovered that the next Very Important Meeting has been cancelled and paperwork that doesn't make it to this one won't go anywhere for five months and thus the administrators are suddenly processing sixty new forms right up against the deadline, a very hassled administrator will have to track you down while you're doing Very Important Things and get an answer about the piddly little shit question you left blank, which neither of you actually cares about but which, for reasons unknowable to mortal men, will keep your Very Important Paperwork from going to the Very Important Meeting.

Not that this has happened to me.

Can I hope it happened to someone named Krystal?

Cincinnati, 4 BR, 2 BA, $7,500. That price is not a typo. Who's up for a challenge?

Oooh, Oak Park has an early Frank Lloyd Wright house for sale--they're only asking $1.3 million!