Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 10:51:57 am PDT #8222 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:52:29 am PDT #8223 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
That's very pretty, but chainmail tends to catch on your arm hairs.
No, you do not get to ask why I know this.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2005 10:52:32 am PDT #8224 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My elevator surprised me by telling me
David's talking elevator scares me.
Girl's been whacked over the head with a nail-studded clue-by-four, and she STILL doesn't get it?
I think our friend Krystal was raised with the notion that "everyone gets a trophy" even if they suck.
I am endlessly amused by people who are SURE that The Rules (not the regressive dating book; just, you know, Life's Rules) don't apply to them. That they are SO special, and such a shining star in the firmament that they don't NEED to have a professional-looking resume, and OF COURSE the Intern Coordinator should drop everything to get back to her immediately and soothe her delicate baby feelings.
When I buy people jewelry from uncommongoods, I keep the velvet baggie.
Oh, HELL yeah. Me too.
juliana - Apr 22, 2005 10:53:03 am PDT #8225 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
No, you do not get to ask why I know this.
I would have been more curious if you had mentioned another kind of body hair....
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2005 10:53:40 am PDT #8226 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Like the chain mail donned by medieval knights, this beautiful fluid bracelet from LeeAnn Herreid is both functional and majestic.
How is it "functional"?
I suppose it'd be impossible for anyone to cut your wrist with a knife....
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:54:06 am PDT #8227 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Suicide prevention!
amych - Apr 22, 2005 10:54:31 am PDT #8228 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The fourth thing is to get over herself.
Nah, she'll just get married next. There's a gazillion-dollar industry out there that exists to serve people who think and write exactly like this.
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:23 am PDT #8229 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
One of my favorite Cerberus gags was when Red Sophia whipped off her brass bra and said to Cerebus, "What do you think of .... THESE?"
He replied: "I think they'd probably heal if you stopped wearing chainmail."
Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:23 am PDT #8230 of 10001
What is even happening?
Look at all the wonderful people, doing such a great job at feeding the denial I need to maintain, to keep my sanity discerning the truth in a situation, with just a few words.
Oh, and Narrator's here, too.
Dammit, Betsy, I was just coming to tell her that those weren't kids, they were droids.
If only, ita. If only.
If wishes were horses
And children were droids
Pains in the ass
Would be limited to roids.
Chris broke out again?
Heh. Nope. Kicked out. They've all been banished outside, so that my walls will still be standing at the end of the day. Narrator, he's going to turn 5 on Sunday. He's going to Kindergarten in September.
Where the frilly heck have you been, anyhow? I want you to get a different job, one with less actual work.
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:39 am PDT #8231 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would have been more curious if you had mentioned another kind of body hair...
::abandons plans for chain mail underwear::