No, you do not get to ask why I know this.
I would have been more curious if you had mentioned another kind of body hair....
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
juliana - Apr 22, 2005 10:53:03 am PDT #8225 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2005 10:53:40 am PDT #8226 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Like the chain mail donned by medieval knights, this beautiful fluid bracelet from LeeAnn Herreid is both functional and majestic.
How is it "functional"?
I suppose it'd be impossible for anyone to cut your wrist with a knife....
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:54:06 am PDT #8227 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Suicide prevention!
amych - Apr 22, 2005 10:54:31 am PDT #8228 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The fourth thing is to get over herself.
Nah, she'll just get married next. There's a gazillion-dollar industry out there that exists to serve people who think and write exactly like this.
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:23 am PDT #8229 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
One of my favorite Cerberus gags was when Red Sophia whipped off her brass bra and said to Cerebus, "What do you think of .... THESE?"
He replied: "I think they'd probably heal if you stopped wearing chainmail."
Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:23 am PDT #8230 of 10001
What is even happening?
Look at all the wonderful people, doing such a great job at feeding the denial I need to maintain, to keep my sanity discerning the truth in a situation, with just a few words.
Oh, and Narrator's here, too.
Dammit, Betsy, I was just coming to tell her that those weren't kids, they were droids.
If only, ita. If only.
If wishes were horses
And children were droids
Pains in the ass
Would be limited to roids.
Chris broke out again?
Heh. Nope. Kicked out. They've all been banished outside, so that my walls will still be standing at the end of the day. Narrator, he's going to turn 5 on Sunday. He's going to Kindergarten in September.
Where the frilly heck have you been, anyhow? I want you to get a different job, one with less actual work.
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:39 am PDT #8231 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would have been more curious if you had mentioned another kind of body hair...
::abandons plans for chain mail underwear::
ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:42 am PDT #8232 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
The fourth thing is to get over herself.
I think this needs to be moved to number one.
Lyra Jane - Apr 22, 2005 10:57:01 am PDT #8233 of 10001
Up with the sun
she'll just get married next.
And probably be the cause of one of those 5,000-word posts on EtiquetteHell.com? No doubt.
I would kind of like to have that much hubris for a day, though. Just to see what it felt like to believe that if I wanted something, I would get it.
-t - Apr 22, 2005 10:58:41 am PDT #8234 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm fairly certain I've seen chainmail bikinis offered for sale.