I would have been more curious if you had mentioned another kind of body hair...
::abandons plans for chain mail underwear::
Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:39 am PDT #8231 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 10:55:42 am PDT #8232 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
The fourth thing is to get over herself.
I think this needs to be moved to number one.
Lyra Jane - Apr 22, 2005 10:57:01 am PDT #8233 of 10001
Up with the sun
she'll just get married next.
And probably be the cause of one of those 5,000-word posts on EtiquetteHell.com? No doubt.
I would kind of like to have that much hubris for a day, though. Just to see what it felt like to believe that if I wanted something, I would get it.
-t - Apr 22, 2005 10:58:41 am PDT #8234 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm fairly certain I've seen chainmail bikinis offered for sale.
Allyson - Apr 22, 2005 10:58:49 am PDT #8235 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Just to see what it felt like to believe that if I wanted something, I would get it.
Actually, I do this everytime I pick up the phone to tell someone to give me something for an auction or something. Hm.
Susan W. - Apr 22, 2005 10:59:14 am PDT #8236 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I am endlessly amused by people who are SURE that The Rules (not the regressive dating book; just, you know, Life's Rules) don't apply to them. That they are SO special, and such a shining star in the firmament that they don't NEED to have a professional-looking resume, and OF COURSE the Intern Coordinator should drop everything to get back to her immediately and soothe her delicate baby feelings.
These people baffle me. Sometimes they don't even have the arrogance and entitlement, just the firm conviction that the Rules don't make sense. There's a man in my critique group who is on many levels a better writer than I am, but I swear I'll be published first just because I'm happy to submit my work in standard format. He thinks his 1.5-spaced sans-serif font stuff "stands out" and is "easier to read" than doublespaced Courier or TNR.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 10:59:30 am PDT #8237 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm fairly certain I've seen chainmail bikinis offered for sale.
I want a bikini top.
Scrappy - Apr 22, 2005 10:59:41 am PDT #8238 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
But Allyson, you don't want it for YOU. Asking for others is a whole 'nother thing.
Susan W. - Apr 22, 2005 11:00:33 am PDT #8239 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
she'll just get married next.
Just so she doesn't move to Seattle and try to marry in my church.
Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 11:04:20 am PDT #8240 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I'm fairly certain I've seen chainmail bikinis offered for sale.
Oh, sure. At any science fiction convention, renaissance faire, and so on.