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Natter 34: Freak With No Name

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:32:55 am PDT #7734 of 10001

What is even happening?

Well, this morning, while geeking out over musical theatre, I snickered and then said to chatty!co-worker "I am geeky on so damn many levels, I might just die of heatstroke from all the anoraks I'm wearing."

Yeah. I meta-ed the geek big time.

That should serve as illustration of why I will NEVER get laid again.

Only until you overcome your aversion to men who live in their parents basements, and wear Klingon costumes.

The "Diet" in Diet of Worms is actually pronounced Deet. Like the bug spray.

Yes, and Worms isn't pronounced like the squiggly things either, but spam is a written medium, so it's okay.

Don't bother closing the pedant code anyhow, -t. It never actually closes.

DXMachina - Apr 21, 2005 11:33:59 am PDT #7735 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The "Diet" in Diet of Worms is actually pronounced Deet. Like the bug spray.

Not by any of my teachers. (Not that they were necessarily correct.)

Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:36:52 am PDT #7736 of 10001

What is even happening?

but I still think that is "Seth is your gift," et al.

What was that from? That's hysterical.

-t - Apr 21, 2005 11:37:29 am PDT #7737 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Is it a pun when it's visual?

t cleverly shifting my pedantry to another subject

Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:43:51 am PDT #7738 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

That should serve as illustration of why I will NEVER get laid again.

Only until you overcome your aversion to men who live in their parents basements, and wear Klingon costumes.

Hmmm. I think I'll stay celibate, thanks.

amych - Apr 21, 2005 11:45:57 am PDT #7739 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hmmm. I think I'll stay celibate, thanks.

How about over the parents' garage, and Vorlon custumes? Better or worse?

tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 11:46:22 am PDT #7740 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Only until you overcome your aversion to men who live in their parents basements, and wear Klingon costumes.

Hmmm. I think I'll stay celibate, thanks.

C'mon. How can you resist a guy who right before having sex announces, "It will be glorious!"

Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:47:37 am PDT #7741 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

How about over the parents' garage, and Vorlon custumes? Better or worse?

Garage better, Vorlon worse.

Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2005 11:50:26 am PDT #7742 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

How about over the parents' garage, and Vorlon custumes? Better or worse?

Garage better, Vorlon worse.

Heck yeah. Fonzie lived over a garage.

tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 11:51:42 am PDT #7743 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heck yeah. Fonzie lived over a garage.

Yeah, but once Fonzie moved out and was replaced by Joanie (or was it Chachi), living over a garage lost its coolness forever.

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