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Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

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Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:52:30 am PDT #7744 of 10001
What is even happening?

Would you do it with a Vorlon?
Would you do it, wearing Orlon?
Would you do it with a phaser?
Would you, could you, with a taser?

Not with a Vorlon
And not in Orlon.
Not with a phaser.
Don't make me get *my* taser.
I do not like you Geek-I-Am.
I will not do the Trekker man.

Emily - Apr 21, 2005 11:54:00 am PDT #7745 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

(Not that there's any Buffista above telling an insect reflectionish joke anyhow, except maybe Allyson.)

Hey, I totally made a Patrick Henry joke a couple days ago.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 12:09:07 pm PDT #7746 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The Pope has an email server with a connection to heaven.

So definitely not AOL, then?

ChiKat - Apr 21, 2005 12:18:14 pm PDT #7747 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I hate airlines. I checked on fares for flights on Tuesday. Went to book today. The fares had already gone up $30. That just sucks.

Susan W. - Apr 21, 2005 12:20:22 pm PDT #7748 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Hey, this is encouraging. Conservative Democratic Senator Mark Pryor of Arkansas speaks out against the current tactics of the religious right: [link]

Their tactics threaten "to make the followers of Jesus Christ just another special-interest group," Pryor said in a conference call with Arkansas reporters. "It is presumptuous of them to think that they represent all Christians in America, even to say they represent all evangelical Christians," added Pryor, 42, a first-term Democrat who has considered himself an evangelical Christian for 25 years.

erikaj - Apr 21, 2005 12:23:34 pm PDT #7749 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Go him.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 12:23:46 pm PDT #7750 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hmmm, I'm surprised Pryor took a break from his constant campaigning for an amendment to the Arkansas Constitution that would ban gay marriage.

Emily - Apr 21, 2005 12:25:37 pm PDT #7751 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Talk about strange bedfellows. Well, maybe he'll follow this intelligent realization through to some other logical conclusions.

Hey, it could happen. Um.

erikaj - Apr 21, 2005 12:27:19 pm PDT #7752 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Even a broken clock is right twice a day, I suppose.

§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:28:38 pm PDT #7753 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day, I suppose.

Suddenly I want to know -- if a clock is broken so that it's gaining a minute a day, when is the next time it'll be telling the right time?

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