Only until you overcome your aversion to men who live in their parents basements, and wear Klingon costumes.
Hmmm. I think I'll stay celibate, thanks.
C'mon. How can you resist a guy who right before having sex announces, "It will be glorious!"
I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 11:46:22 am PDT #7740 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:47:37 am PDT #7741 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
How about over the parents' garage, and Vorlon custumes? Better or worse?
Garage better, Vorlon worse.
Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2005 11:50:26 am PDT #7742 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
How about over the parents' garage, and Vorlon custumes? Better or worse?
Garage better, Vorlon worse.
Heck yeah. Fonzie lived over a garage.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 11:51:42 am PDT #7743 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heck yeah. Fonzie lived over a garage.
Yeah, but once Fonzie moved out and was replaced by Joanie (or was it Chachi), living over a garage lost its coolness forever.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 11:52:30 am PDT #7744 of 10001
What is even happening?
Would you do it with a Vorlon?
Would you do it, wearing Orlon?
Would you do it with a phaser?
Would you, could you, with a taser?
Not with a Vorlon
And not in Orlon.
Not with a phaser.
Don't make me get *my* taser.
I do not like you Geek-I-Am.
I will not do the Trekker man.
Emily - Apr 21, 2005 11:54:00 am PDT #7745 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
(Not that there's any Buffista above telling an insect reflectionish joke anyhow, except maybe Allyson.)
Hey, I totally made a Patrick Henry joke a couple days ago.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 12:09:07 pm PDT #7746 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The Pope has an email server with a connection to heaven.
So definitely not AOL, then?
ChiKat - Apr 21, 2005 12:18:14 pm PDT #7747 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I hate airlines. I checked on fares for flights on Tuesday. Went to book today. The fares had already gone up $30. That just sucks.
Susan W. - Apr 21, 2005 12:20:22 pm PDT #7748 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Hey, this is encouraging. Conservative Democratic Senator Mark Pryor of Arkansas speaks out against the current tactics of the religious right: [link]
Their tactics threaten "to make the followers of Jesus Christ just another special-interest group," Pryor said in a conference call with Arkansas reporters. "It is presumptuous of them to think that they represent all Christians in America, even to say they represent all evangelical Christians," added Pryor, 42, a first-term Democrat who has considered himself an evangelical Christian for 25 years.
erikaj - Apr 21, 2005 12:23:34 pm PDT #7749 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Go him.