Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:15:34 am PDT #7718 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(Did anyone get the Diet of Worms reference? I feel like I just told an insect reflection joke.)

I did, but I was just late in reading it.


Aims - Apr 21, 2005 11:15:53 am PDT #7719 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t laughs

I am so off. I thought the NEW DIET OF WORMS meant the new Pope was eating worms cause nobody likes him. Hence, my silly post.


Calli - Apr 21, 2005 11:15:57 am PDT #7720 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Pope freaks. You're all going to hell

Pu-leeze! Like worshipping with Arian heretics wasn't taking me there anyway.


juliana - Apr 21, 2005 11:16:27 am PDT #7721 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I did, but I was just late in reading it.

Me too.

Am hungry again. Grumble. I don't want worms - too much protein.


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:18:27 am PDT #7722 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(Not that there's any Buffista above telling an insect reflectionish joke anyhow, except maybe Allyson.)

I completely and totally meta-ed my geek today by making a geeky in-joke about how geeky I am. Apparently a British term for a geeky sort is "anorak" (c.f. Trainspotters).

Well, this morning, while geeking out over musical theatre, I snickered and then said to chatty!co-worker "I am geeky on so damn many levels, I might just die of heatstroke from all the anoraks I'm wearing."

Yeah. I meta-ed the geek big time.

That should serve as illustration of why I will NEVER get laid again.


Nutty - Apr 21, 2005 11:19:02 am PDT #7723 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

MIRACULOUS REDUCTION PLAN! NEW DIET OF WORMS.

Best pun of the day. I would say best pun evar, but I still think that is "Seth is your gift," et al.


amych - Apr 21, 2005 11:21:23 am PDT #7724 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I am so off.

Not off at all, because it was such a fucking. good. pun.


msbelle - Apr 21, 2005 11:22:47 am PDT #7725 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

good pun? these words together make no sense.


bon bon - Apr 21, 2005 11:22:54 am PDT #7726 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That is geeky, Steph. I was talking to someone at work today who was WAY too excited both about the new pope (she's Jewish!) and today's departmental lunch. I said, "your excite-o-meter needs to be recalibrated" and immediately whipped around to see if anyone heard how dorky that sounded. Thankfully we were alone.


-t - Apr 21, 2005 11:25:31 am PDT #7727 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

t pedant

The "Diet" in Diet of Worms is actually pronounced Deet. Like the bug spray.

t /pedant

Still v. funny.