MIRACULOUS REDUCTION PLAN! NEW DIET OF WORMS.
Best pun of the day. I would say best pun evar, but I still think that is "Seth is your gift," et al.
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nutty - Apr 21, 2005 11:19:02 am PDT #7723 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
amych - Apr 21, 2005 11:21:23 am PDT #7724 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am so off.
Not off at all, because it was such a fucking. good. pun.
msbelle - Apr 21, 2005 11:22:47 am PDT #7725 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
good pun? these words together make no sense.
bon bon - Apr 21, 2005 11:22:54 am PDT #7726 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That is geeky, Steph. I was talking to someone at work today who was WAY too excited both about the new pope (she's Jewish!) and today's departmental lunch. I said, "your excite-o-meter needs to be recalibrated" and immediately whipped around to see if anyone heard how dorky that sounded. Thankfully we were alone.
-t - Apr 21, 2005 11:25:31 am PDT #7727 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
t pedant
The "Diet" in Diet of Worms is actually pronounced Deet. Like the bug spray.
t /pedant
Still v. funny.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:26:16 am PDT #7728 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Like the bug spray.
Or like Sprockets.
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 11:26:57 am PDT #7729 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Touch my monkey.
JZ - Apr 21, 2005 11:30:06 am PDT #7730 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Zis poem pulls down its pants and mocks me.
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 11:31:44 am PDT #7731 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Touch my monkey.
juliana - Apr 21, 2005 11:32:22 am PDT #7732 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
TOUCH IT!!