MIRACULOUS REDUCTION PLAN! NEW DIET OF WORMS.
Best pun of the day. I would say best pun evar, but I still think that is "Seth is your gift," et al.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nutty - Apr 21, 2005 11:19:02 am PDT #7723 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
amych - Apr 21, 2005 11:21:23 am PDT #7724 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am so off.
Not off at all, because it was such a fucking. good. pun.
msbelle - Apr 21, 2005 11:22:47 am PDT #7725 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
good pun? these words together make no sense.
bon bon - Apr 21, 2005 11:22:54 am PDT #7726 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That is geeky, Steph. I was talking to someone at work today who was WAY too excited both about the new pope (she's Jewish!) and today's departmental lunch. I said, "your excite-o-meter needs to be recalibrated" and immediately whipped around to see if anyone heard how dorky that sounded. Thankfully we were alone.
-t - Apr 21, 2005 11:25:31 am PDT #7727 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
t pedant
The "Diet" in Diet of Worms is actually pronounced Deet. Like the bug spray.
t /pedant
Still v. funny.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:26:16 am PDT #7728 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Like the bug spray.
Or like Sprockets.
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 11:26:57 am PDT #7729 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Touch my monkey.
JZ - Apr 21, 2005 11:30:06 am PDT #7730 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Zis poem pulls down its pants and mocks me.
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 11:31:44 am PDT #7731 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Touch my monkey.
juliana - Apr 21, 2005 11:32:22 am PDT #7732 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
TOUCH IT!!