t laughs
I am so off. I thought the NEW DIET OF WORMS meant the new Pope was eating worms cause nobody likes him. Hence, my silly post.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 11:15:53 am PDT #7719 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Calli - Apr 21, 2005 11:15:57 am PDT #7720 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Pope freaks. You're all going to hell
Pu-leeze! Like worshipping with Arian heretics wasn't taking me there anyway.
juliana - Apr 21, 2005 11:16:27 am PDT #7721 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I did, but I was just late in reading it.
Me too.
Am hungry again. Grumble. I don't want worms - too much protein.
Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 11:18:27 am PDT #7722 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
(Not that there's any Buffista above telling an insect reflectionish joke anyhow, except maybe Allyson.)
I completely and totally meta-ed my geek today by making a geeky in-joke about how geeky I am. Apparently a British term for a geeky sort is "anorak" (c.f. Trainspotters).
Well, this morning, while geeking out over musical theatre, I snickered and then said to chatty!co-worker "I am geeky on so damn many levels, I might just die of heatstroke from all the anoraks I'm wearing."
Yeah. I meta-ed the geek big time.
That should serve as illustration of why I will NEVER get laid again.
Nutty - Apr 21, 2005 11:19:02 am PDT #7723 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
MIRACULOUS REDUCTION PLAN! NEW DIET OF WORMS.
Best pun of the day. I would say best pun evar, but I still think that is "Seth is your gift," et al.
amych - Apr 21, 2005 11:21:23 am PDT #7724 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am so off.
Not off at all, because it was such a fucking. good. pun.
msbelle - Apr 21, 2005 11:22:47 am PDT #7725 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
good pun? these words together make no sense.
bon bon - Apr 21, 2005 11:22:54 am PDT #7726 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That is geeky, Steph. I was talking to someone at work today who was WAY too excited both about the new pope (she's Jewish!) and today's departmental lunch. I said, "your excite-o-meter needs to be recalibrated" and immediately whipped around to see if anyone heard how dorky that sounded. Thankfully we were alone.
-t - Apr 21, 2005 11:25:31 am PDT #7727 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
t pedant
The "Diet" in Diet of Worms is actually pronounced Deet. Like the bug spray.
t /pedant
Still v. funny.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:26:16 am PDT #7728 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Like the bug spray.
Or like Sprockets.