I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Apr 20, 2005 8:30:18 am PDT #7391 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Takes after his father

No, I take the time.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2005 8:30:47 am PDT #7392 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's always catheter technology.


Sue - Apr 20, 2005 8:31:23 am PDT #7393 of 10001
hip deep in pie

No, I take the time.

I edited to clarify that I meant chaos making, not no potty breaks.


Daisy Jane - Apr 20, 2005 8:31:41 am PDT #7394 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I know nothing about potty training babies. However, either I'm really good at this puppy mama thing, or Oz is incredibly smart. He's taken to housetraining fairly quickly- only one accident when Mr. H didn't come home on time to let him out and he escaped his crate. Other than that it's been only outside all the time. He also has the benefit of an already well housetrained older dog to show him the ropes.


erikaj - Apr 20, 2005 8:32:01 am PDT #7395 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm not sure I remember much before five or so. Or maybe I'm more sure those are mine. Or maybe that's my brain's way of protecting me from Doctor and Therapist Trauma.


Cashmere - Apr 20, 2005 8:33:21 am PDT #7396 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Crate training is the best thing to assist in house training a dog EVER. I'm glad we did it--saved us our apartment security deposit.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2005 8:34:16 am PDT #7397 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I remember when my sister was born (I was 3 1/2). After a few days I noticed that I was getting a lot less attention from my parents and my older brother. I wasn't mad, as I understood why that had to be so. But I was sad, as I realized that I would never get so much attention ever again.


-t - Apr 20, 2005 8:34:19 am PDT #7398 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I can't correlate memories with my age for when I was in my teens and twenties (typically I have to figure out where I was living when such-and-such happened, or some other background detail, to get even a range for when it must have occurred), much less for under 5. I do remember an incident from before I was in pre-school, so that must have been [2nd grade=76 so kindergarten would have been '74 minus two years of pre school] right around three, because my sister was with us and she was born right before I turned three. But no, she was walking, so it must have been later.

Never mind. I have a bunch of memories, but I can't tell when they fit in a timeline of my life.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2005 8:35:34 am PDT #7399 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Crate training is the best thing to assist in house training a dog EVER. I'm glad we did it--saved us our apartment security deposit.

This statement, juxtaposed with the potty-training discussion, is highly amusing.


Cashmere - Apr 20, 2005 8:38:33 am PDT #7400 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

This statement, juxtaposed with the potty-training discussion, is highly amusing.

I will admit I've pondered crate training for O.