Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2005 8:35:34 am PDT #7399 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Crate training is the best thing to assist in house training a dog EVER. I'm glad we did it--saved us our apartment security deposit.

This statement, juxtaposed with the potty-training discussion, is highly amusing.


Cashmere - Apr 20, 2005 8:38:33 am PDT #7400 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

This statement, juxtaposed with the potty-training discussion, is highly amusing.

I will admit I've pondered crate training for O.


Burrell - Apr 20, 2005 8:40:11 am PDT #7401 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

But your daughter is just about 20-21 months, right?

Yep.

I know my nephew was easier to potty train than my niece, but I don't recall what age he was at the time. My sister assumed it was because of the cloth diapers, I dunno.

Anyhoo, I needs me a wee lie down before I start doing my work. So... naptime!


Calli - Apr 20, 2005 8:40:17 am PDT #7402 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

If crates were an option for kids, I'd reconsider my child-free stance. Oh, and they'd have to have that whole in-vitro-until-birth technology worked out, too.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2005 8:40:19 am PDT #7403 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(typically I have to figure out where I was living when such-and-such happened, or some other background detail, to get even a range for when it must have occurred)

That's exactly how I do it, but we started moving really early, so it makes it easy.

I remember when my sister was born (I was 3 1/2)

I remember pre-sister (mine, not yours) because I'd heard this cool new name I wanted to use on a doll, and my parents said "No, you can't have it, it's for the new baby."

Perhaps not the best tone to set. Everyone agrees I got my own back.


-t - Apr 20, 2005 8:40:50 am PDT #7404 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, hey, I do remember my sister being born. At least, I remember being at my Grandmother's house and jumping up and down on the couch and singing "Happy Birthday" into the phone.

We tried to crate train outr dog and the poor thing was so terrified of the crate that he would piss all over himself. That lasted about two days before we decided to just put down newspapers and let him outside frequently - I was in school, he rarely had to be alone for more thanan hour or two at a time. Never had an accident. Still hates the crate. If he can see it folded up in a corner of a room, he won't go in that room.


sarameg - Apr 20, 2005 8:42:18 am PDT #7405 of 10001

All I remember of my brother's infancy (I was 3.5) is when the umbilical stump fell off. I dropped it in the humidifier. I don't really remember him until much later, though I remember the toys we played with together.

I do have earlier ones, because I remember when my parents' walkin closet was still made up as my bedroom, and that ceased to be true around the time I was 3. And when I could crawl under the lower rungs of my highchair still.


sarameg - Apr 20, 2005 8:46:32 am PDT #7406 of 10001

I will admit I've pondered crate training for O.

My friend's daughter had potty trained effortlessly really early. And then they moved and L had another kid within 3 weeks and the daughter reverted. With a steely gleam in her eye. (She's a willful little thing.) Often, L wished the same as you.


Nutty - Apr 20, 2005 8:48:05 am PDT #7407 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I don't remember a thing about potty training, but I do remember being 3 years old. Or anyway, parts of it. The first memory I am sure is mine (and not family photos + stories + my imagination) is sitting in the back back of the orange VW bus we had, playing with a bunch of little travel shampoos. Why did we have these travel shampoos? Because my mother was in the front seat with my brother, who had just been born in the hospital, and that was what they gave you when they sent you home. Since my brother was born 2 days after I turned 3, I can date that memory within a week.

I don't remember what he looked like as a baby (not really), but I remember liking travel shampoos a lot.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2005 8:48:59 am PDT #7408 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I remember liking travel shampoos a lot.

They're kid-sized! It's perfect.

I still like them a stupid amount.