so I told her if there was no pull up, all her pee and poop had to be in the potty. She said okay, and that was that.
These stories always make me slightly suicidal.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Apr 20, 2005 8:25:31 am PDT #7383 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ChiKat - Apr 20, 2005 8:26:46 am PDT #7384 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think my earliest memory was from about age 2 1/2. We moved then and I remember pulling away from our house for the last time. But my memories from age 2-5 or 6 are very spotty.
Gudanov - Apr 20, 2005 8:27:38 am PDT #7385 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Still working on Leif, he's gone through some phases where it seems like it was going to catch on, but then he's back. I think he's just too busy creating chaos to take time for potty breaks.
-t - Apr 20, 2005 8:28:46 am PDT #7386 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Congrats, Burrell, Franny sounds like a take charge gal who's going places.
tommyrot - Apr 20, 2005 8:29:10 am PDT #7387 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have memories starting from when I was 2 or 3. But I think they're memories of memories....
I remember (when I was being potty trained) hiding in the corner and taking a dump in my pants. And how my mom was mad when she had to clean me up.
That might be the last time I've shit my pants.
Sue - Apr 20, 2005 8:29:26 am PDT #7388 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I think he's just too busy creating chaos to take time for potty breaks.
Takes after his father, it seems. (I meant the chaos bit, not the potty breaks)
And far too busy with important pursuits.
Katie M - Apr 20, 2005 8:29:55 am PDT #7389 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
She wanted to look like her big cousins did in their bathing suits, so I told her if there was no pull up, all her pee and poop had to be in the potty. She said okay, and that was that.
Ha--this is exactly how it worked for my niece. "I want to go to preschool like D!" (big brother) "Well, to go to preschool you have to be potty-trained." "Okay!" And wham, using the toilet. Should I ever have children, I should be so lucky.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 20, 2005 8:29:58 am PDT #7390 of 10001
What is even happening?
These stories always make me slightly suicidal.
I know. I would be sorry, except I pre-paid up to my nose with Benjamin, and paid a little bit of interest in arrears with Christopher. Believe me. I deserved the break that was Julia. She was 17 months when Chris was born. Ben was four years old, at the time. I think she took one look at big brother, and one look at squalling infant, and decided who she was going to identify with and emulate.
Also, within six months, she had severe (parental TMI) constipation problems (that started after a stomach virus), so the poor little thing paid too, with prescription laxitives, no less.
Gudanov - Apr 20, 2005 8:30:18 am PDT #7391 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Takes after his father
No, I take the time.
§ ita § - Apr 20, 2005 8:30:47 am PDT #7392 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's always catheter technology.