The "Survivor" and "Amazing Race" union known merely as "Romber" reportedly made things legal this weekend, filming a Bahamas wedding that CBS may air at the end of May.
We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:04:29 am PDT #6640 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
shrift - Apr 18, 2005 11:05:57 am PDT #6641 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I try to be helpful by redirecting clients to the right people, and these clients, through what I now see is an utter lack of reading comprehension, continue to harass me for information that I do not have.
Dear Client,
I am not your buttmonkey.
wishing you a slow death and a quick ride to hell,
shrift
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:11:08 am PDT #6642 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dear other people,
Speaker phones are rude in inhabited cubeland. If I wanted to hear wait times for the help desk, why, I'd call them myself.
Yours truly,
Fishing For Her iPod.
Dana - Apr 18, 2005 11:12:53 am PDT #6643 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Good luck with that one, ita. Let me know how solving world hunger goes, okay?
msbelle - Apr 18, 2005 11:16:46 am PDT #6644 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
oh, since we are writing letters.
Dear world,
I am cranky today and in pain. I should not have to deal with people. Make it so.
grumpy!msbelle
Dear coworkers,
If you want stuff to happen, best do it yourself. I don;t give a rat's ass and will not be putting forth much effort.
lovingly,
ms "have you met my ass and would you like to kiss it" belle
lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:22:24 am PDT #6645 of 10001
If I wanted to hear wait times for the help desk, why, I'd call them myself.
Dude, I didn't realize you could hear that all the way out in Simi. Sorry.
I broke my primary work 'puter. It got hung up doing whatever and now it claims Umountable Boot Volume. Feh. And help desk can't get a tech out to me until tomorrow at 9:30am.
I did manage to get my old desktop actually running and got to here. But of course, none of my current work is on this computer. Guess that means I should clean my desk?
lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:23:24 am PDT #6646 of 10001
msbelle, there was a rat's ass in our backyard this morning. Apparently Kuma killed one over the weekend.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:23:56 am PDT #6647 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Guess that means I should clean my desk?
Hey! Come clean mine too!
Dear other co-worker,
It's never appropriate to yell across cubes that I have a rash on my face. Me not actually having a rash makes it neither worse nor better.
Signed,
She Of The Delicate Skin.
lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:26:07 am PDT #6648 of 10001
Hey! Come clean mine too!
"Cleaning" might mean sliding everything off into the recycle bin. Just so ya know.
Jessica - Apr 18, 2005 11:27:07 am PDT #6649 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
filming a Bahamas wedding that CBS may air at the end of May.
Huh. I thought it was going to air live.
I'm so glad my office watches Oprah. Jon Stewart is a cutie.