Wesley: We're going to bring Angelus in alive. Connor: No we're not. Gunn: I thought you said capturing him wasn't an option. Wesley: Changed my mind. Connor: Change it back.

'Why We Fight'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:04:29 am PDT #6640 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The "Survivor" and "Amazing Race" union known merely as "Romber" reportedly made things legal this weekend, filming a Bahamas wedding that CBS may air at the end of May.


shrift - Apr 18, 2005 11:05:57 am PDT #6641 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I try to be helpful by redirecting clients to the right people, and these clients, through what I now see is an utter lack of reading comprehension, continue to harass me for information that I do not have.

Dear Client,

I am not your buttmonkey.

wishing you a slow death and a quick ride to hell,
shrift


§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:11:08 am PDT #6642 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dear other people,

Speaker phones are rude in inhabited cubeland. If I wanted to hear wait times for the help desk, why, I'd call them myself.

Yours truly,
Fishing For Her iPod.


Dana - Apr 18, 2005 11:12:53 am PDT #6643 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Good luck with that one, ita. Let me know how solving world hunger goes, okay?


msbelle - Apr 18, 2005 11:16:46 am PDT #6644 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh, since we are writing letters.

Dear world,

I am cranky today and in pain. I should not have to deal with people. Make it so.

grumpy!msbelle

Dear coworkers,

If you want stuff to happen, best do it yourself. I don;t give a rat's ass and will not be putting forth much effort.

lovingly,

ms "have you met my ass and would you like to kiss it" belle


lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:22:24 am PDT #6645 of 10001

If I wanted to hear wait times for the help desk, why, I'd call them myself.

Dude, I didn't realize you could hear that all the way out in Simi. Sorry.

I broke my primary work 'puter. It got hung up doing whatever and now it claims Umountable Boot Volume. Feh. And help desk can't get a tech out to me until tomorrow at 9:30am.

I did manage to get my old desktop actually running and got to here. But of course, none of my current work is on this computer. Guess that means I should clean my desk?


lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:23:24 am PDT #6646 of 10001

msbelle, there was a rat's ass in our backyard this morning. Apparently Kuma killed one over the weekend.


§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:23:56 am PDT #6647 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Guess that means I should clean my desk?

Hey! Come clean mine too!

Dear other co-worker,

It's never appropriate to yell across cubes that I have a rash on my face. Me not actually having a rash makes it neither worse nor better.

Signed,
She Of The Delicate Skin.


lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:26:07 am PDT #6648 of 10001

Hey! Come clean mine too!

"Cleaning" might mean sliding everything off into the recycle bin. Just so ya know.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2005 11:27:07 am PDT #6649 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

filming a Bahamas wedding that CBS may air at the end of May.

Huh. I thought it was going to air live.

I'm so glad my office watches Oprah. Jon Stewart is a cutie.