Dear other people,
Speaker phones are rude in inhabited cubeland. If I wanted to hear wait times for the help desk, why, I'd call them myself.
Yours truly,
Fishing For Her iPod.
Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.
'Safe'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:11:08 am PDT #6642 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana - Apr 18, 2005 11:12:53 am PDT #6643 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Good luck with that one, ita. Let me know how solving world hunger goes, okay?
msbelle - Apr 18, 2005 11:16:46 am PDT #6644 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
oh, since we are writing letters.
Dear world,
I am cranky today and in pain. I should not have to deal with people. Make it so.
grumpy!msbelle
Dear coworkers,
If you want stuff to happen, best do it yourself. I don;t give a rat's ass and will not be putting forth much effort.
lovingly,
ms "have you met my ass and would you like to kiss it" belle
lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:22:24 am PDT #6645 of 10001
If I wanted to hear wait times for the help desk, why, I'd call them myself.
Dude, I didn't realize you could hear that all the way out in Simi. Sorry.
I broke my primary work 'puter. It got hung up doing whatever and now it claims Umountable Boot Volume. Feh. And help desk can't get a tech out to me until tomorrow at 9:30am.
I did manage to get my old desktop actually running and got to here. But of course, none of my current work is on this computer. Guess that means I should clean my desk?
lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:23:24 am PDT #6646 of 10001
msbelle, there was a rat's ass in our backyard this morning. Apparently Kuma killed one over the weekend.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:23:56 am PDT #6647 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Guess that means I should clean my desk?
Hey! Come clean mine too!
Dear other co-worker,
It's never appropriate to yell across cubes that I have a rash on my face. Me not actually having a rash makes it neither worse nor better.
Signed,
She Of The Delicate Skin.
lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:26:07 am PDT #6648 of 10001
Hey! Come clean mine too!
"Cleaning" might mean sliding everything off into the recycle bin. Just so ya know.
Jessica - Apr 18, 2005 11:27:07 am PDT #6649 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
filming a Bahamas wedding that CBS may air at the end of May.
Huh. I thought it was going to air live.
I'm so glad my office watches Oprah. Jon Stewart is a cutie.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:28:34 am PDT #6650 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Cleaning" might mean sliding everything off into the recycle bin
Given how long some of the stuff has been around, that would be fair.
I was told this weekend (unrelatedly) that VW has no plans for a VR6 of their new Jetta. Totally unfair. Apparently I'll need to get a GTI to satisfy those needs.
But I don't want a hatchback. Oh, the love and the hate, all mixed up like that.
Betsy HP - Apr 18, 2005 11:29:59 am PDT #6651 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
You will learn to love a hatchback and to chuck it under its cute little chin.
Why will you love your hatchback? Because it can haul stuff. Lots of stuff.