Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:26:07 am PDT #6648 of 10001

Hey! Come clean mine too!

"Cleaning" might mean sliding everything off into the recycle bin. Just so ya know.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2005 11:27:07 am PDT #6649 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

filming a Bahamas wedding that CBS may air at the end of May.

Huh. I thought it was going to air live.

I'm so glad my office watches Oprah. Jon Stewart is a cutie.


§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:28:34 am PDT #6650 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Cleaning" might mean sliding everything off into the recycle bin

Given how long some of the stuff has been around, that would be fair.

I was told this weekend (unrelatedly) that VW has no plans for a VR6 of their new Jetta. Totally unfair. Apparently I'll need to get a GTI to satisfy those needs.

But I don't want a hatchback. Oh, the love and the hate, all mixed up like that.


Betsy HP - Apr 18, 2005 11:29:59 am PDT #6651 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You will learn to love a hatchback and to chuck it under its cute little chin.

Why will you love your hatchback? Because it can haul stuff. Lots of stuff.


§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:31:11 am PDT #6652 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why will you love your hatchback? Because it can haul stuff. Lots of stuff.

Which will merely be an excuse to haul, since I haven't felt the lack with the Jetta.

Why are they giving the hatchback the sexy engine? Bastidges.


Lyra Jane - Apr 18, 2005 11:31:20 am PDT #6653 of 10001
Up with the sun

The "Survivor" and "Amazing Race" union known merely as "Romber" reportedly made things legal this weekend, filming a Bahamas wedding that CBS may air at the end of May.

Mazel tov to them.

They got married on my parents' 28th anniversary.


aurelia - Apr 18, 2005 11:34:37 am PDT #6654 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I don't want to go to work. My back hurts and I don't want to watch this bad show again.

Since we seem to be going with the cranky, I thought I'd let it out.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 18, 2005 11:34:54 am PDT #6655 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Considering my first hatchback actively tried to kill me, and my second one was an unwitting wreck magnet, I'm happy to be giving my love to sedans instead.


lori - Apr 18, 2005 11:35:46 am PDT #6656 of 10001

My back hurts and I don't want to watch this bad show again.

Aww, what a double dose of suck. My condolences, aurelia.


Daisy Jane - Apr 18, 2005 11:35:59 am PDT #6657 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

AAAAK! I cannot watch Oprah. What's it like? Will it be on Oprah after the show?

pouts for lack of Jon Stewart