Jon Stewart is on Oprah today
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Apr 18, 2005 10:33:57 am PDT #6635 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Hayden - Apr 18, 2005 10:41:21 am PDT #6636 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I'm sorry to hear about what you & your family is going through, Ouise. My best wishes through this difficult time.
DavidS - Apr 18, 2005 10:45:29 am PDT #6637 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Thanks to Tep for letting me throw this into her photobucket...
He picked "3" as his number because it was Babe Ruth's number.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 10:45:37 am PDT #6638 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, clear thinking and much strength for your family, Ouise.
aurelia - Apr 18, 2005 10:56:45 am PDT #6639 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
All kinds of good vibes for Calli and Ouise and families.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:04:29 am PDT #6640 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
shrift - Apr 18, 2005 11:05:57 am PDT #6641 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I try to be helpful by redirecting clients to the right people, and these clients, through what I now see is an utter lack of reading comprehension, continue to harass me for information that I do not have.
Dear Client,
I am not your buttmonkey.
wishing you a slow death and a quick ride to hell,
shrift
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2005 11:11:08 am PDT #6642 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dear other people,
Speaker phones are rude in inhabited cubeland. If I wanted to hear wait times for the help desk, why, I'd call them myself.
Yours truly,
Fishing For Her iPod.
Dana - Apr 18, 2005 11:12:53 am PDT #6643 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Good luck with that one, ita. Let me know how solving world hunger goes, okay?
msbelle - Apr 18, 2005 11:16:46 am PDT #6644 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
oh, since we are writing letters.
Dear world,
I am cranky today and in pain. I should not have to deal with people. Make it so.
grumpy!msbelle
Dear coworkers,
If you want stuff to happen, best do it yourself. I don;t give a rat's ass and will not be putting forth much effort.
lovingly,
ms "have you met my ass and would you like to kiss it" belle