Everybody needs to now assure me that they already own Odessey and Oracle, now.
Nope. Sorry.
I'm trying to figure out why I feel as if I've been kicked in the ribs. Actually, it's more confounding than painful.
Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.
'Bring On The Night'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Apr 13, 2005 7:18:46 pm PDT #5518 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2005 7:28:20 pm PDT #5519 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm trying to figure out why I feel as if I've been kicked in the ribs. Actually, it's more confounding than painful.
Did you slip and catch yourself? I had a sore trapezius a few weeks ago and we think that's how I did it. Big and little muscles seized up when the ice tripped me and I grabbed a railing, and one of the little ones got yanked but good.
Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 7:51:59 pm PDT #5520 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I need to invoke the full power of the hive mind.
I have a dozen beautiful tiki god candle holders for the LOST Tiki Lounge. I love them. I must use them.
The problem is that the candles inside are citronella, and it reaks something AWFUL.
We have a chicken satay station with peanut and plum sauces and coconut shrimp and the room is going to smell so yummy...but then the citronella will just make people throw up.
I tried freezing them. I tried melting them with boiling water. Nothing will make the candles inside pop out.
Please. Please help.
Consuela - Apr 13, 2005 7:55:19 pm PDT #5521 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I was going to suggest boiling water.
Have you tried pouring boiling water over the outside of the candle-holders?
Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 7:55:38 pm PDT #5522 of 10001
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Can't you just burn them down outside or something, or will that mess up the holders? Heat up a knife blade, get a good oven mitt and cut them out?
Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 8:01:56 pm PDT #5523 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I soaked the whole holders in boiling water, and then when that didnt work, got a hammer and chisel, and busted through the ceramic. Hot knife could work!
Maria - Apr 13, 2005 8:05:47 pm PDT #5524 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Hot knife could work!
Just make sure you use a knife with a wooden handle. An all-metal one will be too hot for you to hold once the blade is sufficiently warm.
Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 8:07:16 pm PDT #5525 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oven mit!
aurelia - Apr 13, 2005 8:09:10 pm PDT #5526 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Did you slip and catch yourself? I had a sore trapezius a few weeks ago and we think that's how I did it.
I don't think so. I've wrenched my back that way before. This feels like a bruise from some kind of pressure or impact. I know how I got the bruises on my shins. This one just confuses me.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 8:09:23 pm PDT #5527 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.